You did ask for it you know! 
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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
-Jack Handey
[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited January 14, 2000).]
What's gonna happen to Charles Capps?
There go the forums, while he naps.
Pretty soon he's going to snap, that's the life of Charles Capps.
I do know where he lives,
and I've met his sheep.
I've even seen his computers, that fan would make anyone weep.
But I don't believe he's crazy,
He's just a bit overworked.
I'm surprised he has time for Jubes.
So, what's gonna happen to Charles Capps?
The Flare2 code still has gaps.
In the meantime, my finger taps, waiting for the work of Charles Capps.
Charles Capps.
Charles Capps.
All hail Charles Capps!
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Frank's Home Page
"I'm still amazed at how unintuitive the Windows world is and how it tries to mimic the Mac." - John de Lancie
Charles In Charge
Big boy in the neighborhood
In solarflare and it is understood.
He�s there just to take good care of me,
Like he�s one of the family.
Charles in Charge
Of our days and our nights
Charles in Charge
Of our wrongs and our rights
And I sing, I want,
I want Charge in Charge of me.
Charles in Charge
Of our days and our nights
Charles in Charge
Of our wrongs and our rights
And I sing, I want Charge in Charge of me.
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"I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at."
Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850
From the Raven in the Happy Family
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Frank's Home Page
"I'm still amazed at how unintuitive the Windows world is and how it tries to mimic the Mac." - John de Lancie
[This message has been edited by Commander Paris (edited January 15, 2000).]
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Frank's Home Page
"I'm still amazed at how unintuitive the Windows world is and how it tries to mimic the Mac." - John de Lancie
Flare has changed/the posters are getting worse
They won't obey the FAQ/ they just want to flame and curse
Should we blame the Admins/Or the blame the moderators?
Or should we blame Frank's Deifant deliberations?
NO!
Blame Charles!/ Blame Charles!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Charles came along!
Blame Charles!/ Blame CHARLES!
We need to form a full assault (It's Charles' fault).
Don't blame me, for my son Jeff/He saw the darn forums and now he's off to join himself.
My son Frank once, had the Defiant on his shelf/ But when I say it's 170m he says "Go fuck yourself!"
Well...
Blame Charles!/Blame Charles!
With all that capcom hulabaloo/And that bitchy Daryus too
Blame Charles/Blame Charles!
They're not ever a real forum anyway.
My son could have been a doctor or a 3d designer it's true
But now Charles stole his soul and he's at Sci-Fi arts too!
Should we blame Mike? Should we blame the retard? Because Tachy's an annoying French Bastard!
yes!
Blame Charles! Blame CHARRRLLLESSS!
The laughter and fun/must all be undone,
the religion must stop/First and Omega shot
We must blame Charles 'cause he's a nut before someone finds that I'm a big French C*snip*!
I think that edited final line is better.
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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Mr Garrison
[This message has been edited by PsyLiam (edited January 16, 2000).]
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"The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate."
-Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"
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Frank's Home Page
"I'm still amazed at how unintuitive the Windows world is and how it tries to mimic the Mac." - John de Lancie
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"Never meddle in the affairs of dragons...for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup"
"What the heck are we singing for,
Why did they all start this war,
When did this song become a marathon?"
"Out there, in the pastures wide,
Out there with sheeps outside,"
"Tomorrow night, we'll all shoot Charles,
Tomorrow night, we'll roast his (Sorry I couldn't think of something that rhymed with charles that fits here)
An execution, What a sight!
Tomorrow Night!!!"
"Blame CharlieCapps, Blame Charliecapps.
With his beady little eyes, and flapping head and bad disguise
Blame Charliecapps, Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway."
"Psst, we're talking about Charles, not canada"
"Oh"
Blame Charliecapps, Blame Charliecapps,
He's not even a real admin anyway.
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Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeellll-
Charles is a bitch, he's a big fat bitch
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
He's the biggest bitch
if there ever was a bitch
he's a bitch to all the
boys and girls.
You did ask for it you know!
*addendum by PsyLiam*: And, for the next verse:
On Monday's he's a bitch
On Tuesday's he's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday, he's a bitch
Then at TrekSunday, just to be different, he's a super king-kong beardy mega-Bitch!
Have you ever met Flare's owner Charles Capps?
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
He's a big dirty bitch, and he has a stupid beard
He's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch he's a stupid biiiitttcchhh!
Charles is a bitch and he's eating Jubes' face!
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"I cannot live out that life.
That man is bereft of passion... and imagination!
That is not who I am!"
[This message has been edited by PsyLiam (edited January 17, 2000).]
Oh, ####!
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"I cannot live out that life.
That man is bereft of passion... and imagination!
That is not who I am!"
Hi! My name is.. (Dick?) My name is.. (Buck?)
My name is.. {Damn} Charles Capps
Hi! My name is.. (Chuck?) My name is.. (Nick?)
My name is.. {Bloody Hell} Charles Capps
Ahem.. excuse me boys and girls?
Can I have the attention of the forum
for one day?
[Charles Capps]
Hi kids! Do you like Star Trek? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick a quantum torpedo in each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and have the same opinions about the length of the Defiant? (Yeah yeah!)
Try uncle and get laid by Jubes? (Huh?)
My social life is dead weight, I'm tryin to get my appartment straight
but I can't figure out which Backstreet Boy I want to date (Ummmm..)
And Fabrux said, "Charles Capps you need to get paid!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you got laid!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like scoring
Cause I'm hung and don't like anything boring
Got very mad a Berman and had to shoot him
And smacked him so hard I knocked his teddy right off him
I smoked damn Braga, faster than the sinking ratings of Voyager
C'mere slut! (Capps, wait a minute, that's my dog!)
Should I care? I like cats anyways!!
Hi! My name is.. (Bob?) My name is.. (Kirk?)
My name is.. {Woops} Charles Capps
Hi! My name is.. (Tom?) My name is.. (Kate?)
My name is.. {No!!!!) Charles Capps
[C. C.]
My forum administrators wanted me to keep things in order
Thanks a lot, now I'll change the color of the page borders
I smacke anyone who defies or challenges me
and make them see nude pics of Harry Kimmy (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the Flameboard, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed then Baloo, then whacked him with my baby pup
Klingons, killing over blood wine
onboard a Bird of Prey, without a single stein
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was told to
love Star Trek more than Betty Boop (Damn!)
Many say I'd grow up dating someone like Deanna Troi
But now I'd rather sleep with Seven of Nine
(Oh thank you God!)
You know the Ambassador Class is officially dead, but why try to look for it when all's been said (Aaahhhhhh!)
This girl from Sweeden asked for my autograph
(Hey cutie, can I have your John Hancock?)
So I took of my pants and we got it on
Hi! My name is.. (Fabrux?) My name is.. (Jubes?)
My name is.. {Trigger-Happy} Charles Capps
Hi! My name is.. (What?) My name is.. (Who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Charles Capps
This has been a presentation of Michael_T
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Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling, I need to walk in
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart
-Backstreet Boys
~LOA
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"The battle is raging inside my weary heart
screaming for me to let it all go...
My body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM
And Jubes really should keep walking straight out of this thread.
I may run and hide
when you people search for me, alright
But let me tell you now
There are prices to being me, alright
All of my time spent is keeping you peeps in line
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your questions affecting my sanity
Every time there's a post
I make sure it's in line
And that makes me chief administrator
Looking at the forums
And I see your bloody name, c'mon
Wishin' that you could thank me in a sexual way, c'mon
'Cause all of my time spent is keeping you peeps in line
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your questions affecting my sanity
Every time there's a post
I make sure it's in line
And that makes me chief administrator
All of my time spent is keeping you peeps in line
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your questions affecting my sanity
Every time there's a post
I make sure it's in line
And that makes me chief administrator
Yeah, every time I'm on
Yeah, I make it all right
Yeah, and that's what makes me chief administrator
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your questions affecting my sanity
Every time there's a post
I make sure it's in line
And that makes me chief administrator
Hope you all enjoy
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Sometimes I run
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
Baby all I need is time
-Britney Spears
Oh CC, CC, how was I supposed to know?
That you need another admin?
Oh CC, CC, who do think that it could be?
Someone from the forums?
Show me, who you want it to be!
Could it be Tim, Frank, First, or maybe even Jubilee!
Your big ol' forums are looking mean! (looking mean!)
Not Greco-Roman, but UBB! (UBB!)
When you see them, it will blow your mind!
The Interrogations!
Post me, CC, one more time!
I'll work on the rest of it after my desk shift.
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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
Y'know, I'm listening to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" as I read this thread. I considered parodying it, simply changing "Aqualung" to "Charles Capps". Then I realized that calling CC an old, filthy pedophile might not be a good idea... *LOL*
Then again, compared to the rest of the thread...
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"If you attempt to return the device to the store, and you are missing one single peanut, the store personnel will laugh in the chilling manner exhibited by Joseph Stalin just after he enslaved Eastern Europe."
I know, I know, I said that I would quit
Alright, I promise no more after this
You don't know how I tried
To forget what it was like
I remember now, I remember now
Why they call him Charles Capps
Why they call him Charles Capps
Man oh man, my throat is dry
Man are you thinking what I
am? Well what about it then?
Before you post you have to learn to rules
Don't call him Chuck, oh no you stupid fools!
To get all of the posts
Set the menu to the most
I remember now, I remember now
Why they call him Charles Capps
Why they call him Charles Capps
They devised a plan, they would melt a man
And they called it Charles Capps
Yes they called it Charles Capps
We have fun, me and my girl
We'll have fun fun fun until
Charles takes her dad away
I know, I know, I said that I'd desist
Alright I promise no more after this
Not to post the spam I like
Not to soar across the sky
Spread my alias and fly
Spread my alias and fly
I remember now, I remember now
Why they call him Charles Capps
Why they call him Charles Capps
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"20th Century, go to sleep."
--
R.E.M.
I'm a desparate mano
Looking in your window
I see you in your underwear
I wonder if you sleep in it
I wanna touch you now
But you got a restraining order
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
I want you to tie you up now
And become your sex slave
We'll go at it all day
And scream out oh, oh
Shove it my way, oh
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Oh my God, oh my God
I'm in your temple of pleasure
We'll go at it all day
And scream out oh, oh
Shove it my way, oh
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
I know you're a horny bastard
I wanna know what you're into
Are you into bondage
I wanna be the guy
That's gonna make you gasp, and make you beg
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Up in my attic
C'mon I wanna keep ya
We'll go at it all day
And scream out oh, oh
Shove it my way, oh
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
I hope CC doesn't take offense to any of the parodies I or anyone else created. We like him...
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Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling, I need to walk in
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart
-Backstreet Boys
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Frank's Home Page
"I can't remember stuff." - John Linnell
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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
Parody of I Want It That Way...
He is the administrator
The one in charge
Believe what he says cuz
Charles wants it his way
Good thing that we're miles appart
He can't reach to tear my heart out
But then again, he has my e-mail
Cuz Charles wants it his way
Tell me why
The Defiant's 120
Tell me why
There are only six Galaxies
Tell me why
Cuz of what Charles says goes since
Charles wants it his way
Have we lost our minds
And given in to Charles Capps
Yes I know it could be too late
But Charles wants it his way
Tell me why
Voyager's in the Beta Quad
Tell me why
There are no Ambassadors
Tell me why
Cuz of what Charles says goes since
Charles wants it his way
Now I think that we're all going nuts
Because of what Charles says, yeah
No matter what we think
He wants us to know that
It's his forums and we are just members
He is the boss
The one who has the final word
He is, he is, he is, he is
He doesn't wanna hear you say...
He doesn't wanna hear you say,
The Defiant's 120,
Voyager is in the Beta Quad,
(Doesn't wanna hear you say it),
He never wants to hear you say,
Cuz Charles wants it his way
Tell me why...
Seven of Nine is still a child,
Harry Kim should die in the next episode,
Tell me why,
He never wants to hear you say,
(Never wanna hear you say it),
Cuz Charles wants it his way
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Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling, I need to walk in
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart
-Backstreet Boys
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Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling, I need to walk in
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart
-Backstreet Boys
[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited January 17, 2000).]
And get off my desktop!!
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Sometimes I run
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
Baby all I need is time
-Britney Spears
[This message has been edited by Justin_Timberland (edited January 17, 2000).]
The runner up is Monty, because when you're right, you're right.
And the winner, who shall own bragging rights as "The best CC Songmistress in the history of ever" is Frank, who took time out of his (most certainly) hectic schedule to provide us with an actual audio recording of his song. (Which, in itself, was a bit disturbing. )
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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
-Jack Handey
[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited January 17, 2000).]
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Frank's Home Page
"I can't remember stuff." - John Linnell
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"I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at."
Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850
From the Raven in the Happy Family