Entries will be judged...whenever, on creativity and style.

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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.

-Jack Handey

What's gonna happen to Charles Capps?
There go the forums, while he naps.
Pretty soon he's going to snap, that's the life of Charles Capps.

I do know where he lives,
and I've met his sheep.
I've even seen his computers, that fan would make anyone weep.
But I don't believe he's crazy,
He's just a bit overworked.
I'm surprised he has time for Jubes.

So, what's gonna happen to Charles Capps?
The Flare2 code still has gaps.
In the meantime, my finger taps, waiting for the work of Charles Capps.
Charles Capps.
Charles Capps.
All hail Charles Capps!

Charles In Charge

Big boy in the neighborhood
In solarflare and it is understood.
He�s there just to take good care of me,
Like he�s one of the family.

Charles in Charge
Of our days and our nights
Charles in Charge
Of our wrongs and our rights

And I sing, I want,
I want Charge in Charge of me.

Charles in Charge
Of our days and our nights
Charles in Charge
Of our wrongs and our rights

And I sing, I want Charge in Charge of me.

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"I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at."
Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850
From the Raven in the Happy Family

Flare has changed/the posters are getting worse
They won't obey the FAQ/ they just want to flame and curse
Should we blame the Admins/Or the blame the moderators?
Or should we blame Frank's Deifant deliberations?

NO!

Blame Charles!/ Blame Charles!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Charles came along!
Blame Charles!/ Blame CHARLES!
We need to form a full assault (It's Charles' fault).

Don't blame me, for my son Jeff/He saw the darn forums and now he's off to join himself.
My son Frank once, had the Defiant on his shelf/ But when I say it's 170m he says "Go fuck yourself!"

Well...

Blame Charles!/Blame Charles!
With all that capcom hulabaloo/And that bitchy Daryus too
Blame Charles/Blame Charles!
They're not ever a real forum anyway.

My son could have been a doctor or a 3d designer it's true
But now Charles stole his soul and he's at Sci-Fi arts too!
Should we blame Mike? Should we blame the retard? Because Tachy's an annoying French Bastard!

yes!

Blame Charles! Blame CHARRRLLLESSS!
The laughter and fun/must all be undone,
the religion must stop/First and Omega shot
We must blame Charles 'cause he's a nut before someone finds that I'm a big French C*snip*!

I think that edited final line is better.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

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"Never meddle in the affairs of dragons...for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

"What the heck are we singing for,
Why did they all start this war,
When did this song become a marathon?"

"Out there, in the pastures wide,
Out there with sheeps outside,"

"Tomorrow night, we'll all shoot Charles,
Tomorrow night, we'll roast his (Sorry I couldn't think of something that rhymed with charles that fits here)
An execution, What a sight!
Tomorrow Night!!!"

"Blame CharlieCapps, Blame Charliecapps.
With his beady little eyes, and flapping head and bad disguise
Blame Charliecapps, Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway."
"Psst, we're talking about Charles, not canada"
"Oh"
Blame Charliecapps, Blame Charliecapps,
He's not even a real admin anyway.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeellll-

Charles is a bitch, he's a big fat bitch
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
He's the biggest bitch
if there ever was a bitch
he's a bitch to all the
boys and girls.

You did ask for it you know!

*addendum by PsyLiam*: And, for the next verse:

On Monday's he's a bitch
On Tuesday's he's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday, he's a bitch
Then at TrekSunday, just to be different, he's a super king-kong beardy mega-Bitch!

Have you ever met Flare's owner Charles Capps?
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
He's a big dirty bitch, and he has a stupid beard
He's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch he's a stupid biiiitttcchhh!
Charles is a bitch and he's eating Jubes' face!
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"I cannot live out that life.
That man is bereft of passion... and imagination!
That is not who I am!"

Oh, ####!

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"I cannot live out that life.
That man is bereft of passion... and imagination!
That is not who I am!"

Hi! My name is.. (Dick?) My name is.. (Buck?)
My name is.. {Damn} Charles Capps
Hi! My name is.. (Chuck?) My name is.. (Nick?)
My name is.. {Bloody Hell} Charles Capps

Ahem.. excuse me boys and girls?
Can I have the attention of the forum
for one day?

[Charles Capps]
Hi kids! Do you like Star Trek? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick a quantum torpedo in each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and have the same opinions about the length of the Defiant? (Yeah yeah!)
Try uncle and get laid by Jubes? (Huh?)
My social life is dead weight, I'm tryin to get my appartment straight
but I can't figure out which Backstreet Boy I want to date (Ummmm..)
And Fabrux said, "Charles Capps you need to get paid!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you got laid!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like scoring
Cause I'm hung and don't like anything boring
Got very mad a Berman and had to shoot him
And smacked him so hard I knocked his teddy right off him
I smoked damn Braga, faster than the sinking ratings of Voyager
C'mere slut! (Capps, wait a minute, that's my dog!)
Should I care? I like cats anyways!!

Hi! My name is.. (Bob?) My name is.. (Kirk?)
My name is.. {Woops} Charles Capps
Hi! My name is.. (Tom?) My name is.. (Kate?)
My name is.. {No!!!!) Charles Capps

[C. C.]
My forum administrators wanted me to keep things in order
Thanks a lot, now I'll change the color of the page borders
I smacke anyone who defies or challenges me
and make them see nude pics of Harry Kimmy (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the Flameboard, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed then Baloo, then whacked him with my baby pup
Klingons, killing over blood wine
onboard a Bird of Prey, without a single stein
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was told to
love Star Trek more than Betty Boop (Damn!)
Many say I'd grow up dating someone like Deanna Troi
But now I'd rather sleep with Seven of Nine
(Oh thank you God!)
You know the Ambassador Class is officially dead, but why try to look for it when all's been said (Aaahhhhhh!)
This girl from Sweeden asked for my autograph
(Hey cutie, can I have your John Hancock?)
So I took of my pants and we got it on

Hi! My name is.. (Fabrux?) My name is.. (Jubes?)
My name is.. {Trigger-Happy} Charles Capps
Hi! My name is.. (What?) My name is.. (Who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Charles Capps

This has been a presentation of Michael_T

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Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling, I need to walk in
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart

~LOA