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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Here's a new CapCom, authorised by The First One. Enjoy!

Image from Aldair Jarok's site.

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"Move your mind, it's gonna cost you nothing"
-Eiffel 65, Move Your Body

[This message has been edited by Fabrux (edited January 31, 2000).]

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Oh, and if anyone gets a spinning Xoom logo, I'll upload the image to my account.

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"Move your mind, it's gonna cost you nothing"
-Eiffel 65, Move Your Body

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Logo: Look at me spin!

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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.

-Jack Handey

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

F***ing Xoom. Should work now.

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"Move your mind, it's gonna cost you nothing"
-Eiffel 65, Move Your Body

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

*Seven walks onto the Relativity bridge*

*Braxton sucks in his gut*

Seven: Hello Captain, how are you today?

*Braxton shakes head*

Seven: I'm afraid I don't understand

*Braxton attempts to mutter*

Seven: Is there something wrong captain?

*Braxton finally can't hold breath anymore. Gut comes rolling out*

Braxton: BLAH!

Seven: I don't get it. Why were you holding your breath?

Lieutenant: I'll explain later...

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Braxton: "We have an initiation test aboard the Relativity, and it goes like this: Think fast! Everyone who doesn't want to strip naked, put your hands behind your back now! Oh, sorry, Seven, you lose."

Seven: "This test is irrelevant, as I told Chakotay when he tried it last season."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Seven: "Why are you both holding your hands behind your backs?"

Braxton: "Well, pretty soon, we'll probably have to hold them in front, actually..."

other guy: "Must... resist... temptation..."

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Col. Maybourne: "Teal'c... It's good to see you well."
Teal'c: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."
-Stargate SG-1: "Touchstone"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Seven: "Why have you brough me here?"

Braxton: "We have recently detected what we call an 'anti-CapCom'. We need your help to eradicate it from the timeline."

Seven: "'Anti-CapCom'?"

other guy: "You know, like an antipope. Not officially sanctioned, but, if it touches a normal pope, they are both annihilated."

Braxton: "Only with CapComs now."

Seven: "I see..."

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Col. Maybourne: "Teal'c... It's good to see you well."
Teal'c: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."
-Stargate SG-1: "Touchstone"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Man 1: Welcome aboard Seven. We sure could use your services here.

Man 2: *thinks while looking at man #1* its a good thing we're not in Mississippi!

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"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
Bill Peterson, Football Coach

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

While the Captain is destracted by Seven of Nine - the Lieutenant cops a look at the captain...

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"...it might be easier to study
ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the
Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000

Posted by Epoch (Member # 136) on :

Braxton: I.. uuuuuuhhhhh
Lieutenant: Ah crap he's doing it again.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.

Posted by Justin_Timberland (Member # 236) on :

Braxton: Well that was a wonderful evening. We should do it again soon.

Seven: I beg to differ. And normally, my dates do not bring the "houseboy" along.

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Sometimes I run
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
Baby all I need is time

-Britney Spears

[This message has been edited by Justin_Timberland (edited February 03, 2000).]

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Obviously the officer in the middle had quite a night with Seven, it's no wonder why he's asleep standing......

Officer: "SNORE"

Braxton: Will you quit that incessant snoring?

Officer: "SNORE"

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Oh, and for the record, the other officer is Lieutenant Ducane, in case you didn't know...

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Ross: "Inter arma, enim silent leges."
Bashir: "'In the time of war the law falls silent.' Cicero. Have we become a 24th-century Rome, driven by the fact that Caesar can do no wrong?!"
-Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Braxton: "Have fun on your date, but remember to have him home before 10. Tommy has school tomorrow."

Seven of Nine: "I will comply."

Lieutenant: (must get own apartment, must get own apartment, must get own apartment...)

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

Other guy: "Must resiest urge to grope seven"

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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Seven: "What do you think? Did the procedure turn out as planned?"

Braxton: "Impressive work. Remind me to thank the doctor."

Ducane: "Oh God!! I can't bare to look...It's so...disgusting."

Seven: "I disagree in your assesment. I think that you will need to learn how to walk and run in high heels though captain."

Braxton: "While we are on this subject, you will need to learn a few things about the male anatomy..."

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Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling, I need to walk in
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart

-Backstreet Boys

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Seven: Is this a bust?

Braxton: Yes,it's very impressive, I mean no er....

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Democracy simply means the bludgeoning of the people, by the people and for the people.

Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

Braxton: "Damn it, Lt. not NOW!!!"

LT: "But sir ...."

Braxton: "I'm getting close here !!"

Seven: "Your attempts at securing a romantic social interlude will fail, Mr. Braxton."

Braxton: "LT. You are confined to quarters..."

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-There can be only Nine !! ..mmm.. maybe 10 !!

- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax:

[This message has been edited by Alshrim Dax (edited February 05, 2000).]

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*ROTFLMAO*@ Orion's Bust Gag.

I'm surprised it has never been used in any Capcom before this........

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Seven: Captain, is that a phaser in your pants, or are you just suffering from an engorgment of blood in your genitalia?

Braxton: Err. yes a phaser err... umm... *looks around* *runs off the bridge*

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"...it might be easier to study
ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the
Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Okay. Time's up. The winner is The359 with his holding-breath entry, and runners up are Tahna Los with his sleeping-while-standing entry and Xentrick with his dating entry.

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

WOHOO!

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey