------------------ I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
*Braxton finally can't hold breath anymore. Gut comes rolling out*
Braxton: BLAH!
Seven: I don't get it. Why were you holding your breath?
Lieutenant: I'll explain later...
------------------ "The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Braxton: "We have an initiation test aboard the Relativity, and it goes like this: Think fast! Everyone who doesn't want to strip naked, put your hands behind your back now! Oh, sorry, Seven, you lose."
Seven: "This test is irrelevant, as I told Chakotay when he tried it last season."
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Seven: "Why are you both holding your hands behind your backs?"
Braxton: "Well, pretty soon, we'll probably have to hold them in front, actually..."
other guy: "Must... resist... temptation..."
------------------ Col. Maybourne: "Teal'c... It's good to see you well." Teal'c: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you." -Stargate SG-1: "Touchstone"
Braxton: "We have recently detected what we call an 'anti-CapCom'. We need your help to eradicate it from the timeline."
Seven: "'Anti-CapCom'?"
other guy: "You know, like an antipope. Not officially sanctioned, but, if it touches a normal pope, they are both annihilated."
Braxton: "Only with CapComs now."
Seven: "I see..."
------------------ Col. Maybourne: "Teal'c... It's good to see you well." Teal'c: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you." -Stargate SG-1: "Touchstone"
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While the Captain is destracted by Seven of Nine - the Lieutenant cops a look at the captain...
------------------ "...it might be easier to study ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000
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Braxton: Well that was a wonderful evening. We should do it again soon.
Seven: I beg to differ. And normally, my dates do not bring the "houseboy" along.
------------------ Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time
-Britney Spears
[This message has been edited by Justin_Timberland (edited February 03, 2000).]
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Oh, and for the record, the other officer is Lieutenant Ducane, in case you didn't know...
------------------ Ross: "Inter arma, enim silent leges." Bashir: "'In the time of war the law falls silent.' Cicero. Have we become a 24th-century Rome, driven by the fact that Caesar can do no wrong?!" -Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
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