Don't worry. The pic doesn't give anything away. When I first saw this pic, I immediatly thought that this had potential.
LaForge: Uhhhhh, Captain? Is your hand on my butt?
[ March 26, 2002, 08:08: Message edited by: Flower Man ]
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Don't you know how to spell 'captain'?
LaForge: "Wow, I didn't know they could bend that way ..."
Worf: "Human females are not as fragile as I thought."
Data: "Actually, Commander, it is possible to twist the human body in such a way that -- "
All: "SHUT UP, DATA!"
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Geordi: Why the hell is Sulu sodomizing that guard?!
Data: It is unexpected.
Posted by 359mph (Member # 37) on :
LaForge: Oh yeah baby...get it on...
Picard: What are you looking at Mr LaForge?
*LaForge fumbles to change the screen*
Picard: Is there a problem with your console Mr LaForge? Mr. Data, get over here and look at this.
Data: Yes sir...
LaForge: It's nothing sir, I swear!
*Worf and Riker come over to see what all the commotion is about*
Data: Captain, I believe I understand what Geordi is attempting to do.
*LaForge glares at Data*
Data: Nevermind, sir...
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Geordi: "TacProg2476 has caused a protection fault in the system? Windows is shutting this program down? WTF?"
Even the crew of the Enterprise is helpless when confronted by the Blue Screen of Death (TM) Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
(This has nothing to do with the contest, but did Frakes grow the full beard back, or is that just a goatee?)
Posted by Flower Man (Member # 780) on :
Holy crap!! It's a goatee! Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Geordi: "SHH!" Picard: "What? What's the matter?" Geordi: I've just realized that the man standing behind us is a Commander Riker from an Evil Parallel Universe!" Data: "How can you tell?" Geordi: "The goatee... and the fact that *whispers* he doesn't reflect in the viewscreen! Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Geordi: "I see dead people!"
Picard: "That's the audience. 4 million previews before the feature can do that to you."
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
That's not a goatee, Rob, although the sides certainly have taken a trimming. Perhaps Mr. Mot got a bit carried away ... ?
*Flash!*
THAT'S who Rob reminds me of! Mot! And Lt. Hunter from Hill Street Blues! A little of both. But not the blue skin aspect of Mot.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Picard: Mr. LaForge, are you quite certain?
LaForge: Yes, Captain, I am. This is it.
Data: Geordi is correct, sir. This is it.
Riker: Fascinating.
Worf: All this fuss over where the engineering control station is. I don't get humans.
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
Geordi: I didn't know they could get that big...
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Geordi: Wait... yes... got it.
Picard: You're sure this is legitimate?
Geordi: It's the Nemesis script all right.
Picard: Well, then, Mr. Worf. Do check the end and see how we get out of this mess.
Worf: Klingons do NOT read spoilers.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I don't have an entry, but that's an incredibly unflattering shot of Burton.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
LaForge: There it is, Captain.
Picard: I thought the logs were lost!
On Monitor: **Worf singing** "A British tar is a mighty..."
Real Worf: "I am so dishonored. Might as well take them with me."
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
LaForge: Yes this defrag on a 10 gazillionbyte computer sure takes awhile.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
how many kiloquads are in a gazillionbyte? Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
LaForge: Wow. Borg Porn.
Data: Resistance is not futile.
Picard: Talk about adding your biologial distinctiveness.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Picard: Wesley, this has gone far enough!
La Forge: C'mon, Wes, get down from up there before you fall and hurt yourself.
[ March 27, 2002, 01:18: Message edited by: The_Tom ]
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Picard: Mr. LaForge, did you comfirm this signal is from Starfleet Command? I would rather think that Q is sending us this.
LaForge: Yes sir, it's a live shot from Starfleet Command grounds. The authorization codes are authentic.
Data: I wonder why would Starfleet send us this? Perhaps someone accidentally switched signals.
Riker: Well that is certainly worthy of our attention. I feel like having the ship washed.
Worf: I do not find this amusing. Besides, she is suppose to be aiming the hose at the Range Rover and not to her breats.
Riker: You need to get laid more.
[ March 27, 2002, 23:51: Message edited by: Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge ]
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Worf: "I simply do not understand how this program can be so enthralling. It isn't even close to reality. And yet, it's almost like they're addicted to it."
Riker: "Oh, c'm'on, Worf. I'll bet you haven't even tried 'SimStarship' yet..."
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
News Flash
With LaVare Burton unavailable for the new Star Trek film, Gary Coleman steps into the role of Geordi Laforge
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
What's a breat?
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
and who's gonna judge this?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Good question. I guess we could always wait for MIB to try and evade his ban again, but I'd just rather nominate someone who hasn't participated in this thread yet to judge it. We could have PsyLiam, Krenim, Topher, Charles, Jubilee, Omega, Jay, Nimrod, Tahna Los, or Vogon Poet do it.
[ March 29, 2002, 23:25: Message edited by: Siegfried ]
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Well, I'm known for my impartial judgement, and I'm quite annoyed that the little git went and posted this competition while I was still thinking about doing it myself. . .
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Patrick Stewart: "Well you've finally seen "Insurrection"... you know what NOT to do for this film.
#3: How does one go about superimposing text on a photo and save it without generating that distortion effect around the edges?
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
Sorry, Sieg, not holding you. Er, I don't know, but I'm sure MIB (aka, Flower Man, aka any other unknown aliases *cough*Chris*cough*StarShade *cough*) has his means ...
... like bribing Charles! Wait, MIB is Charles! It's all part of his dastardly plan to enslave the world! Stock up on ammo, you bitches!
PS, MIB isn't really Chris StarShade. He is, however, really Charles T. "Chucky-Choo" Capps. Be warned. Be frightened. Be both. Or, just run away ...
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
My guess is he took down the picture, added the text to the file, and reuploaded it with the same name...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
The picture's loaded on his personal webspace, not any of the Flare Upload places. I'm just curious about the actual modifying of the picture. Every time I try that, the results are... fuzzy.
How many other pictures did MIB/Flower Man/CammoDude/Malneutered Snayer have posted here? It'd definitely be weird if he started communicating from beyond the ban with them.
Jeff: I'm gonna hug you whether you like or not.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
But he didn't say which entry won...
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
MIB registered as Malneutured Snayer? Jesus.
Ok, Sieg. If ... you must.
Must you always
NIXPICK?!
[ April 05, 2002, 13:05: Message edited by: Malnurtured Snayer ]
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Well, knowing MIB, I'd say it's the Borg Porn entry.
Posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Borg porn? I though I was the only one who subscribes to Playborg?
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
I gotta agree with Mike. MIB injected this place with new life... I say we raise a petition to bring him back Posted by U//Magnus (Member # 239) on :
He's been banned twice. What makes you think that even if he were here, he'd refrain from being an arsehole long enough not be banned thricely? Good riddance, one could say.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
i didnt even think he was being an arsehole this time.. not more than say, you...
oh and hes been banned three times i think
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, it's the difference between being a funny arsehole, and an annoying arsehole.
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
Yeah, but the first ban was a temporary one. I forgot about that. Hah.
Then again, if I went around distributing doctored photos of Charles and those sheep ...
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