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Author Topic: Nemesis-com Flower Man Ex-Member posted                 Don't worry. The pic doesn't give anything away. When I first saw this pic, I immediatly thought that this had potential. LaForge: Uhhhhh, Captain? Is your hand on my butt? [ March 26, 2002, 08:08: Message edited by: Flower Man ] IP: Logged Malnurtured Snay Blogger Member # 411 posted                       Don't you know how to spell 'captain'? LaForge: "Wow, I didn't know they could bend that way ..." Worf: "Human females are not as fragile as I thought." Data: "Actually, Commander, it is possible to twist the human body in such a way that -- " All: "SHUT UP, DATA!" -------------------- www.malnurturedsnay.net Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged capped I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP Member # 709 posted                       Geordi: Why the hell is Sulu sodomizing that guard?! Data: It is unexpected. -------------------- "Are you worried that your thoughts are not quite.. clear?" Registered: Sep 2001  |  IP: Logged The359 The bitch is back Member # 37 posted                       LaForge: Oh yeah baby...get it on... Picard: What are you looking at Mr LaForge? *LaForge fumbles to change the screen* Picard: Is there a problem with your console Mr LaForge? Mr. Data, get over here and look at this. Data: Yes sir... LaForge: It's nothing sir, I swear! *Worf and Riker come over to see what all the commotion is about* Data: Captain, I believe I understand what Geordi is attempting to do. *LaForge glares at Data* Data: Nevermind, sir... -------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting." -Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged First of Two Better than you Member # 16 posted                       Geordi: "TacProg2476 has caused a protection fault in the system? Windows is shutting this program down? WTF?" Even the crew of the Enterprise is helpless when confronted by the Blue Screen of Death (TM) -------------------- "The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Fabrux Epic Member Member # 71 posted                       (This has nothing to do with the contest, but did Frakes grow the full beard back, or is that just a goatee?) -------------------- I haul cardboard and cardboard accessories Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Flower Man Ex-Member posted                 Holy crap!! It's a goatee! IP: Logged First of Two Better than you Member # 16 posted                       Geordi: "SHH!" Picard: "What? What's the matter?" Geordi: I've just realized that the man standing behind us is a Commander Riker from an Evil Parallel Universe!" Data: "How can you tell?" Geordi: "The goatee... and the fact that *whispers* he doesn't reflect in the viewscreen! -------------------- "The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged First of Two Better than you Member # 16 posted                       Geordi: "I see dead people!" Picard: "That's the audience. 4 million previews before the feature can do that to you." -------------------- "The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Malnurtured Snay Blogger Member # 411 posted                       That's not a goatee, Rob, although the sides certainly have taken a trimming. Perhaps Mr. Mot got a bit carried away ... ? *Flash!* THAT'S who Rob reminds me of! Mot! And Lt. Hunter from Hill Street Blues! A little of both. But not the blue skin aspect of Mot. -------------------- www.malnurturedsnay.net Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged Siegfried Fullmetal Pompatus Member # 29 posted                       Picard: Mr. LaForge, are you quite certain? LaForge: Yes, Captain, I am. This is it. Data: Geordi is correct, sir. This is it. Riker: Fascinating. Worf: All this fuss over where the engineering control station is. I don't get humans. -------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Veers You first Member # 661 posted                    Geordi: I didn't know they could get that big... -------------------- Meh Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged The_Tom recently silent Member # 38 posted                       Geordi: Wait... yes... got it. Picard: You're sure this is legitimate? Geordi: It's the Nemesis script all right. Picard: Well, then, Mr. Worf. Do check the end and see how we get out of this mess. Worf: Klingons do NOT read spoilers. -------------------- "I was surprised by the matter-of-factness of Kafka's narration, and the subtle humor present as a result." (Sizer 2005) Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Sol System two dollar pistol Member # 30 posted                       I don't have an entry, but that's an incredibly unflattering shot of Burton. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Siegfried Fullmetal Pompatus Member # 29 posted                       LaForge: There it is, Captain. Picard: I thought the logs were lost! On Monitor: **Worf singing** "A British tar is a mighty..." Real Worf: "I am so dishonored. Might as well take them with me." -------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged

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