There seem to be a lot of superhero films out right now. One X-Men, another on the way; that execrable Siderhyphenman shite; A blind superhero, for Christ's sake? And the Incredible fucking Hulk to boot. So why not a Superhero CapCom?
A word of explanantion is perhaps needed. I'm fascinated by pornography, but especially old pornography. While some of it undoubtedly has some artistic merit, much of it is obviously aimed at the kinds of people back then who'd say "Great Scott, Carruthers! This filly is showing a damned sight more than her ankle!"
Which brings us to the above image. I mean - huh?! You got a guy who doesn't look very much like Superman, in a poor rendition of a Superman costume, plus nude girl. WHY?! I can't believe this is a one-off image, one can only assume it's maybe part of a series where Superman shows our heroine the joys of Kryptonian Lurve.
Note: obviously I had to censor the image, there are kids here. But how better to preserve the modesty of a naked bird than with another naked bird? One screencap from Pixar's masterful, Oscar-winning For The Birds later. . . 8)
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Don't make me break out my naked Klingon pictures...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"You can see my house from here!"
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
My Super Penis would reach from here to the floor.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Behold the Axe Effecttm Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Nobody asked to have it emailed to them...
So I will, send it to me Lee....
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Low-Budget X-Ray VisionTM Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
I'd need an email address. I'm reluctant to post the original, even just to link to it.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I don't blame you...
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
On the way, Ritty. 8)
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Maybe it's just the birds and the angle she's holding her head at, or the darkness of my computer screen, but she looks a bit... young.
I was going to make a "ShikMan" joke, but that seemed cruel.
BTW, I think that picture is reversed.
Superguy: "I saved that planet, and that planet, and...
Luscious Lois: "Yeah, whatever. Get these damn birds off me and put that supertongue to work again."
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Superman: "And right over there is my Fortress of Hunkitude."
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
And of course, the first time you dress up as a superhero and invite a naked lady over just happens to be when your antipersperant fails.
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
"Watch me project my lesser known B.O. superpower!"
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
I've no idea whether or not she's underage, and we've no real way of telling. I suppose we could ask Shik. . .
Sorry. On it's way, Herr Hauptmann! 8)
Posted by Dr. Jonas Bashir (Member # 481) on :
The_Tom == TEH WINNAR!!1
"You know babe, Lex Luthor ain't the only baldy you'd like to know..." *looks to his bulge*
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
You know, that guy has some DAMN sweaty armpits.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Tits are nice. Nah, she's like 18 or 19.
"I put on women's clothing & hang around in baaaarrs...!"
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
S-man:
Thank you, thank you vary much!
Here breats are showing the effects of gravity, so she is not that young.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Age has nothing to do with gravity. My ex Heather, the one in Atlanta? 40D & there was slight effect of gravity. She's only 20.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Gosh, by your lights she's virtually a grandmother. Oh, somebody stop me. . . 8)
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Please. You are SO a year behind, dawg.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
That's it... my next contest posting will have Klingon nudity...
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"40D & there was slight effect of gravity."
At that size, I would think so...
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
And she's on the smaller side of women I've known. Ah. well...
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Hopefully "small" was modifying "women" and not an implied "breasts". If 40D is "small", your associations don't quite follow the bell curve...
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
That's scary.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
But clever. Be even better if you had the uncensored version. 8)
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
S-man: How would you like to meet "Teeny Weenie Little Superguy"?
Naked Chick: It's about damn time! I'm naked for Christ sakes! It sure takes you quite some time to take a hint!
However, I think Balaam's pic is great. Send me the original! Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN: Hopefully "small" was modifying "women" and not an implied "breasts". If 40D is "small", your associations don't quite follow the bell curve...
No, they don't. My "average" is about...38C?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
If 38C is the average, then 40D is above average, and therefore not on the small side.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
And unless America is vastly different from the UK, 38C is still a fair bit above the national average.
Superdude: And over there is where the topic has wandered off to.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Suderdude: And one day all this will be yours.
Girl: Even the pet shop?
Suerdude: No.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
quote: Age has nothing to do with gravity. My ex Heather, the one in Atlanta? 40D & there was slight effect of gravity. She's only 20.
Those things had their own gravity. She probably had women with small breast in orbit around her.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Three Doors Down's Rejected Cover Art Gallery
The chorus fits remarkably well:
"If I go crazy then will you still Call me Superman? If I'm alive and well, will you be There holding my hand? I'll keep you by my side with My superhuman might Kryptonite"
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
You'll like it here, Naked-Girl! See over there, that's The Green Lantern's house... over there is Batman's mansion and next door is Wonderwoman and Hawkgirl's house. We oughta invite those two over one night.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
As Superman settled comfortably into the second hour of his disquisition on Kryptonian irrigation methods, Chani reflected ruefully that coming to him naked and saying "Tell me of the waters of your homeworld, Jor-El" probably wasn't the best approach.
(I was watching Dune the other night and suddenly this little crossover ocurred to me - I have no idea why)
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I believe Superman was Kal-El. Jor-El was his father.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
D'Oh! Shows you how much I know about comic-book heroes. 8)
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: Suderdude: And one day all this will be yours.
Girl: Even the pet shop?
Suerdude: No.
"Someday, son...all this will be yours...." "What, the CURtains..?" "No, NOT the curtains..!!"
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
The three "faces", Stooges style.
Hello Hello Hello (all Three) Hello
Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
quote:Originally posted by Shik: Age has nothing to do with gravity. My ex Heather, the one in Atlanta? 40D & there was slight effect of gravity. She's only 20.
I thought the acceleration of gravity acting on all object, regardless of mass, was the same? Thus in theory, Shik's exgirlfriend's breasts should be sagging equally as much as any other goven set of breasts.
All theoretical, of course, I would have to get some financial backing to do any in-depth research, of course.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Of course, the whole unequal mass == equal acceleration thing isn't QUITE true. It assumes a constant acceleration for all objects, when the acceleration is determined by the product of the mass of the object and the earth. ERGO, larger breasts would sag faster, because they draw the earth towards them at a greater rate.
And yes, I'm taking physics this semester.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
I'm not saying anything. 8)
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Oh, how I'd love to see the funding appropriation committee meeting for THAT government-subsidized study..!
