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There seem to be a lot of superhero films out right now. One X-Men, another on the way; that execrable Siderhyphenman shite; A blind superhero, for Christ's sake? And the Incredible fucking Hulk to boot. So why not a Superhero CapCom?
A word of explanantion is perhaps needed. I'm fascinated by pornography, but especially old pornography. While some of it undoubtedly has some artistic merit, much of it is obviously aimed at the kinds of people back then who'd say "Great Scott, Carruthers! This filly is showing a damned sight more than her ankle!"
Which brings us to the above image. I mean - huh?! You got a guy who doesn't look very much like Superman, in a poor rendition of a Superman costume, plus nude girl. WHY?! I can't believe this is a one-off image, one can only assume it's maybe part of a series where Superman shows our heroine the joys of Kryptonian Lurve.
Note: obviously I had to censor the image, there are kids here. But how better to preserve the modesty of a naked bird than with another naked bird? One screencap from Pixar's masterful, Oscar-winning For The Birds later. . . 8)
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Don't make me break out my naked Klingon pictures...
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Maybe it's just the birds and the angle she's holding her head at, or the darkness of my computer screen, but she looks a bit... young.
I was going to make a "ShikMan" joke, but that seemed cruel.
BTW, I think that picture is reversed.
Superguy: "I saved that planet, and that planet, and...
Luscious Lois: "Yeah, whatever. Get these damn birds off me and put that supertongue to work again."
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And of course, the first time you dress up as a superhero and invite a naked lady over just happens to be when your antipersperant fails.
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