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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
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From left to right, President of Chile Ricardo Lagos, U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) and Russian President Vladimir Putin (news - web sites), walk in together wearing traditional Chilean ponchos as they arrive for the APEC (news - web sites) Leader's Official Photograph at La Moneda Sunday, Nov. 21, 2004 in Santiago, Chile. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
Photo can be found here.
 
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
The Good, the Bad and the Dubya.
 
Posted by bhw (Member # 1425) on :
 
the three amigos
 
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Lagos: Another day at the office....

Bush: Does this make me look fat?

Putin: Damn, Bush is looking mighty sexy today.
 
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
 
Banditos Yanquis!
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Bush: [thinking] I wonder if one of these would fit over a flight suit...?

Lagos: [thinking] Mi dios, I am such an embarrassment to my country...

Putin: "Hehe... I like paint..."

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Seriously, Putin is goofy-looking enough in the first place. That grin doesn't do him any good.
 
Posted by Doctor Jonas (Member # 481) on :
 
Lagos: Se�or Bush, usted tiene cara de macaco.
Bush: Oh, why, thank you.
Putin: [thinking] Yes, he is a monkey. A monkey with a sword...

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Noticias de Chile!

(cue Washington Post March music)

President of the American Empire, George W. Bush, looks at his future territorial annex at La Moneda palace in Santiago de Chile. Ricardo Lagos, former president of the once-free territory of Chile, will retain a position as chief fireman of Santiago.

Vladimir Putin, governor of the Soviet annex of the Empire, shows his delight at Bush's decision of conceding him the territory of Easter Island.

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Lagos: sheesh...
Putin: he he he he...
Bush: ook!
 
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
 
Lagos: Closer, but you still have it on backwards, Mr. President. *snickers*

or

Bush: Hey, how'd you guys get your heads out so fast?

or

Bush: I don't see what all those women were complaining about, these burkas aren't so bad.

or even

Putin: No, I'm pretty sure it's kilts that you don't wear underwear under, Mr. President.
 
Posted by Captain39 (Member # 1001) on :
 
Bush: Man, Laura will be pissed when she sees what i did to the rug from the front room.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Bush: "Have you guys heard of the urban sombrero?"
 
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
In the meantime, a particularly bad Russian Charlie Sheen lookalike tries to get noticed.
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Bush: "Damn you Lagos. There's an old saying in Tennessee ......... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ....... that says, fool me once ......... shame on ........... shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again. And just for trying to fool me, I will invade your country too."
 
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
I declare you Hobbes to be the winner.
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Hooray.
 


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