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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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From left to right, President of Chile Ricardo Lagos, U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) and Russian President Vladimir Putin (news - web sites), walk in together wearing traditional Chilean ponchos as they arrive for the APEC (news - web sites) Leader's Official Photograph at La Moneda Sunday, Nov. 21, 2004 in Santiago, Chile. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

Photo can be found here.

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~ohn Adams

Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine.
~Brad DeLong

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393

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The Good, the Bad and the Dubya.

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Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
Member # 1425

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the three amigos

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There are 10 types of people in the world...those that understand Binary and those that don't.

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

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Lagos: Another day at the office....

Bush: Does this make me look fat?

Putin: Damn, Bush is looking mighty sexy today.

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Veers
You first
Member # 661

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Banditos Yanquis!

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Meh

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Bush: [thinking] I wonder if one of these would fit over a flight suit...?

Lagos: [thinking] Mi dios, I am such an embarrassment to my country...

Putin: "Hehe... I like paint..."

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Seriously, Putin is goofy-looking enough in the first place. That grin doesn't do him any good.

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Doctor Jonas
Active Member
Member # 481

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Lagos: Se�or Bush, usted tiene cara de macaco.
Bush: Oh, why, thank you.
Putin: [thinking] Yes, he is a monkey. A monkey with a sword...

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Noticias de Chile!

(cue Washington Post March music)

President of the American Empire, George W. Bush, looks at his future territorial annex at La Moneda palace in Santiago de Chile. Ricardo Lagos, former president of the once-free territory of Chile, will retain a position as chief fireman of Santiago.

Vladimir Putin, governor of the Soviet annex of the Empire, shows his delight at Bush's decision of conceding him the territory of Easter Island.

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Lagos: sheesh...
Putin: he he he he...
Bush: ook!

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
Member # 419

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Lagos: Closer, but you still have it on backwards, Mr. President. *snickers*

or

Bush: Hey, how'd you guys get your heads out so fast?

or

Bush: I don't see what all those women were complaining about, these burkas aren't so bad.

or even

Putin: No, I'm pretty sure it's kilts that you don't wear underwear under, Mr. President.

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Captain39
Junior Member
Member # 1001

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Bush: Man, Laura will be pissed when she sees what i did to the rug from the front room.

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I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

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Bush: "Have you guys heard of the urban sombrero?"

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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office)

I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

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Harry
Stormwind City Guard
Member # 265

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In the meantime, a particularly bad Russian Charlie Sheen lookalike tries to get noticed.

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Titan Fleet Yards | Memory Alpha

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Hobbes
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Member # 138

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Bush: "Damn you Lagos. There's an old saying in Tennessee ......... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ....... that says, fool me once ......... shame on ........... shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again. And just for trying to fool me, I will invade your country too."

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I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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I declare you Hobbes to be the winner.

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Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.
~ohn Adams

Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine.
~Brad DeLong

You're just babbling incoherently.
~C. Montgomery Burns

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Hobbes
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Member # 138

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Hooray.

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I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.

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