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Posted by ray kiely (Member # 2198) on :
 
Hi - I’ve written a book, my first novel. I wrote it for fun, so I don’t plan to charge for it. (Unless, of course, Hollywood discovers it and wants to turn it into a multi-million dollar summer blockbuster.) However, for now, and for you, it is free! You can read the first three chapters here: [SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM]
If you like it, you can get a full copy by emailing me [SPAM SPAM SPAM]. I won’t be spamming your email or anything like that. I simply want to know how many people read the novel and this is the only way I can think of to keep track that won’t cost me money.

[ March 29, 2010, 08:02 AM: Message edited by: Charles Capps ]
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
Ummm...

*clears throat*
 
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
Jesus Christ on a Harley Davidson.
 
Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ray kiely:
I won’t be spamming your email or anything like that.

So... spamming message boards is OK, but spamming e-mail is Bad?

Mmm, Spammer Logic.
 
Posted by bX (Member # 419) on :
 
Nice touch on the status, admin...
 
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Jesus Christ never owned a Harley. Not his preferred method of transportation.
 
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
 
Plus, Jesus wasn't a fat, bald, old loser.

I always pictured him on a ZX-14 or something like that.
 
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
 
I'm pretty sure Muhammad was an ATV off road kind of guy.
 
Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
 
(I know this is my second post here. Deal with it.)


 
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Mars Needs Women:
I'm pretty sure Muhammad was an ATV off road kind of guy.

Well, he did live in Sandi Arabia...
 
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
True story:

My first thought while reading CC's latest status line poetry was "Bampersand? I don't get it..."
 
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
Glad to edumacate.
 
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
 
Now if he wrote a book on the eventual death of humanity by the excessive breeding of halflings (says nothing) then i suppose we could allow him to come back?

o.O

Nah, just tell him, he should write lemons...

oh. i'm reading 'The Clomgomeroid Cocktail Party', a bunch of short stories by the dude who wrote Valetine's Castle... woot.
 


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