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Hi - I’ve written a book, my first novel. I wrote it for fun, so I don’t plan to charge for it. (Unless, of course, Hollywood discovers it and wants to turn it into a multi-million dollar summer blockbuster.) However, for now, and for you, it is free! You can read the first three chapters here: [SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM] If you like it, you can get a full copy by emailing me [SPAM SPAM SPAM]. I won’t be spamming your email or anything like that. I simply want to know how many people read the novel and this is the only way I can think of to keep track that won’t cost me money.
[ March 29, 2010, 08:02 AM: Message edited by: Charles Capps ]
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Nice touch on the status, admin...
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Jesus Christ never owned a Harley. Not his preferred method of transportation.
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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Da_bang80
A few sectors short of an Empire
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Plus, Jesus wasn't a fat, bald, old loser.
I always pictured him on a ZX-14 or something like that.
-------------------- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept. And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
Da_bang80
A few sectors short of an Empire
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quote:Originally posted by Mars Needs Women: I'm pretty sure Muhammad was an ATV off road kind of guy.
Well, he did live in Sandi Arabia...
-------------------- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept. And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
My first thought while reading CC's latest status line poetry was "Bampersand? I don't get it..."
-------------------- "Kirito? I killed a thing and now it says I have XPs! Is that bad? Am I dying?"
-Asuna, Episode 2, Sword Art Online Abridged
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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern. It is noted and stupid.
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Glad to edumacate.
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Teh PW
Self Impossed Exile (This Space for rent)
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Now if he wrote a book on the eventual death of humanity by the excessive breeding of halflings (says nothing) then i suppose we could allow him to come back?
o.O
Nah, just tell him, he should write lemons...
oh. i'm reading 'The Clomgomeroid Cocktail Party', a bunch of short stories by the dude who wrote Valetine's Castle... woot.