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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Excalibur: [QB] (E-Mail joke) Tom was on the side of the road, and noticed a most unusual funeral procession approching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by another long black hearse about 50 feet beyond. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a Pitt Bull on a leash. Behind him were 200 men walking single file. Tom couldn't stand the curiosity, he respectfully approched the man with the dog and said,"sir, I know this is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this , who's is it". Man: Well, the first hearse is my wife. Tom: What happened to her. Man: My dog bit her and she died. Tom: who's in the second hearse? Man: That's my motherinlaw, she was trying to help my wife, and my dog bit her, and she died a moment of silence passes betwen the two men. Tom: Sir, can I borrow that dog. Man: Get in line. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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