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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Brigman: [QB] Luckily today, here with us now in the studio, we have the illustrious Captain Kirk to clear matters up for us! I: Captain, I understand that in your career, you've had a strong anti-religious stance. Kirk: Well, I don't see that as true... I: Oh, come now, Captain. Don't be modest. Remember what occurred when you encountered the primitive people who worshipped Vaal? Kirk: Yes... I: And what did you do when you realized these people were in bondage to a supertitious worship? Kirk: We, er, blew up the computer. I mean, Vaal. But... I: And when you found a similar group of people under the rule of Landru, being held back by silly outdated superstitions? Kirk: We blew him up. But... I: And when confronted with a being that actually WAS the Greek God, Apollo? Kirk: Blew him up. Kinda regretted that one. But... I: And of course, when faced with the godlike Nomad, in search of his creator? Kirk: Blew him up. I: And when your friend Gary Mitchell was becoming a god? Kirk: Blew him up. I: What about when the people on Eminiar VII were enslaved to their computers and meekly followed, like sheep if you will, it's orders to step into disintegration chambers? Kirk: (smiling sheepishly) Blew up LOTS of stuff! I: When you actually travelled through the great barrier and MET God, what did you do? Kirk: Hah! I'm off the hook on that one. *Spock* blew him up. I: Thank you, Captain. This has been very enlightening... [/QB][/QUOTE]
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