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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Michael_T: [QB] The following is an attempt by myself to make a parody out of "My Name Is" by the white rapper Eminem. This is not in any way to purposely attack anyone in the forum. It's just for fun. Besides, it sucks... Hi! My name is.. (Dick?) My name is.. (Buck?) My name is.. {Damn} Charles Capps Hi! My name is.. (Chuck?) My name is.. (Nick?) My name is.. {Bloody Hell} Charles Capps Ahem.. excuse me boys and girls? Can I have the attention of the forum for one day? [Charles Capps] Hi kids! Do you like Star Trek? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick a quantum torpedo in each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and have the same opinions about the length of the Defiant? (Yeah yeah!) Try uncle and get laid by Jubes? (Huh?) My social life is dead weight, I'm tryin to get my appartment straight but I can't figure out which Backstreet Boy I want to date (Ummmm..) And Fabrux said, "Charles Capps you need to get paid!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you got laid!" Well since age twelve, I've felt like scoring Cause I'm hung and don't like anything boring Got very mad a Berman and had to shoot him And smacked him so hard I knocked his teddy right off him I smoked damn Braga, faster than the sinking ratings of Voyager C'mere slut! (Capps, wait a minute, that's my dog!) Should I care? I like cats anyways!! Hi! My name is.. (Bob?) My name is.. (Kirk?) My name is.. {Woops} Charles Capps Hi! My name is.. (Tom?) My name is.. (Kate?) My name is.. {No!!!!) Charles Capps [C. C.] My forum administrators wanted me to keep things in order Thanks a lot, now I'll change the color of the page borders I smacke anyone who defies or challenges me and make them see nude pics of Harry Kimmy (Owwwwwwww!) Walked in the Flameboard, had my jacket zipped up Flashed then Baloo, then whacked him with my baby pup Klingons, killing over blood wine onboard a Bird of Prey, without a single stein Ninety-nine percent of my life I was told to love Star Trek more than Betty Boop (Damn!) Many say I'd grow up dating someone like Deanna Troi But now I'd rather sleep with Seven of Nine (Oh thank you God!) You know the Ambassador Class is officially dead, but why try to look for it when all's been said (Aaahhhhhh!) This girl from Sweeden asked for my autograph (Hey cutie, can I have your John Hancock?) So I took of my pants and we got it on Hi! My name is.. (Fabrux?) My name is.. (Jubes?) My name is.. {Trigger-Happy} Charles Capps Hi! My name is.. (What?) My name is.. (Who?) My name is.. {scratches} Charles Capps This has been a presentation of Michael_T [/QB][/QUOTE]
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