------------------ "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry
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Jeff: It's a play on the lyrics to the song...
------------------ "I suppose it's possible my mother is a product of my imagination, but that raises more questions than it solves, really." -Simon Sizer, 4-Dec-2000
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Well, it depends on where your from. It's actually a long bun with thin slices of meat (beef) and peppers, onions, and usually Mozzarella or provolone cheese. It originated in Philadelphia Pennsylvania, but has taken on many forms.
The feast of Stephen being the first Saint's day after Christmas. Which we over hear call boxing day, but in the US you probably call it "Everyone's great Day", to avoid offending wrestlers, or something.
------------------ "I am in one of those rare periods of life where I am convinced I am a sexy devil."- Simon "Sol System" Sizer
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I will say, that without a doubt, that is the most pathetic joke I've come across in awhile. I hope the Poet wasn't being serious in his attempt at humor when he posted it.
You were just posting a merry mockery of the whole christmas joke...right?
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