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Malnurtured Snay
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No, I think that Commandment #69 is "a person's sex life is only the business of that person and their partner(s)."

Obviously, Commandment #65 refers to people entering a person's domicile (be it bedroom, apartment, etc) and attempting to do something evil like, I dunno, cleaning.

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First of Two
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No, Command #69 is "Thou shall not make hackneyed sexual jokes."

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"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

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Obi Juan
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Wow. We're all going to Wombat hell.

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First of Two
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There is no Wombat Hell. Hell is an outmoded ludicrous self-torture realm reserved for the TRUE sickos who LIKE punishing themselves. (See the deleted scenes from 'Dogma')

The Wombat equivalent is simply a small room where you, and all the people you know, review your life frame-by-frame to see everywhere you screwed up. And you have to apologize for it, and mean it, and then you're free to go.

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TSN
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If it were up to me, commandment 69 would be "Thou shalt." But that's just me.

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