All of us guys who have walked through a crowd and fantasized idly about having the mutant power to induce an orgasm telepathically in each and every passing female (and don't tell me you haven't) will get a kick out of this.
*snickers*
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why would anyone want a machine to give thier women orgasms? the hands on approach is WAY better!
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"All of us guys who have walked through a crowd and fantasized idly about having the mutant power to induce an orgasm telepathically in each and every passing female..."
Not telephatically. Telekinetically.
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Ok, but I bought that Tag body spray crap and none of the shit that happens in the commercials has yet to happen to me.
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...And now with the ORGASMATRON I will be able to take over the galaxy and establish a New Order of sexual pleasure...Muhahahaha!!!
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quote:Originally posted by Da_bang80: why would anyone want a machine to give thier women orgasms? the hands on approach is WAY better!
Tounge. Learn to use it and you'll go far.
"hands on" sheesh.
quote:Originally posted by Aban Rune: I can already do this. When women see me walking to lunch, buildings along Jefferson Blvd. empty. Seriously.
But is that because of the explosives strapped to your chest or the HASMAT team following you from a safe distance?
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That's multiple. Learn to use it and you'll go far.
Learn to spell it and who knows what might happen. You might even garner Aban's pied piper AXE Effect�.
Am I the only one who thinks this seems a strange way to advertise a thing to cover-up your natural stinkum? Or that an axe seems like a weird thing to be using on ones armpits?
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quote:Originally posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim: LIAR! WITCH! COMMUNIST! TERRORIST! VEGAN!
Seriously, though, I bet you will now.
Nope. But then again, you make the erroneous presumption that all men are straight.
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