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The Mighty Monkey of Mim
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...which leads us to:

I wonder if it works on guys as well?

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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by Balaam Xumucane:


Am I the only one who thinks this seems a strange way to advertise a thing to cover-up your natural stinkum? Or that an axe seems like a weird thing to be using on ones armpits?

Or that it smells absolutely terrible?

I sprayed some on my wrist at the drugstore back when it first came out (cool can design- this was before their clever commercials) ans was sickened.
They should have put some of that ad dollar into product development.

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Aban Rune
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I like most of the AXE scents. The one that (I was just informed recently) brought my wife under my power when we were dating is called "Phoenix".

Hey... they were on sale. Sue me.

And, personally, I don't use them as deoderant. They tend to combine with my armpit funk and form some kind of mutant odor. I wear regular old unscented Rightguard under the arms and just use the AXE for added effect.

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The Ginger Beacon
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So is it just the UK that knows it as 'Lynx'?

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MinutiaeMan
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And on a related subject...
http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/?p=702

You gotta love that Japanese ingenuity!

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Nim
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From the Orgasmatron article:
quote:
In a surgical procedure done in his office, Meloy implants the electrodes from this device into the back of the patient, at the bottom part of the spinal cord. When the electrodes are stimulated with a remote control, the brain interprets the signal as an orgasm, he said.

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Fabrux
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Not sure if Lynx is the same thing. I'm not sure what the difference is between Tag and Axe, myself...

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Jason Abbadon
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I'm not sure why you'd want to be "Tagged" or "Axed" by a corporation, but I definitely dont want to smell like a Lynx.

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Da_bang80
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I use Axe Phoenix to. it's great stuff. some of those other Axe scents are just funky. the deoderant stick smells alright, even mixed with the regular pit smell, but i guess everyones biochemistry is different

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Jason Abbadon
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Mix a lot of stuff "with regular pit smell" as comparision, do ya?

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