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deadcujo
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I was going to mention something I seen on usenet...but I guess I wont.
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Siegfried
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Come on, you can post anything in the Interrogation threads. With Charles, we hit on fuzzy handcuffs, whips, general bondage, S&M, inappropriate use of food products, inappropriate use of pantyhose, MaGiC's fantasies about Charles, and other not-quite-ready-for-prime time topics.

*suddenly remembers some weird newsgroups under alt.binaries.*

Umm, then again, there is a line that cannot be crossed. Of course, someone keeps erasing that line and moving it back.


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deadcujo
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hehe...
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*has gone psycho....... grabs his sword and goes on a slashing spree.....*

Who's next?

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The Excalibur
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Can't hurt the Man of Steel.

a hardy welcome to the funnie farm to DeadCujo.

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deadcujo
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I don't think he'd remember...but I actually 'threatened' Charles about a web site like a year ago...
Nothing serious or harrassing though

*cough*


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Charles Capps
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*raises an eyebrow* Hmmmm?

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MaGiC
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*Looks @ Thread, Takes knife, sets camera a la Psycho Shower Scene....cue spooky music* DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!

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Orion Syndicate
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Well it's your fault MaGIC, you made this thread what it is it started with a question about computers and it's become a thread where we discuss S&M techniques.

This ceased to be an interrogation a long time ago, but it's still fun, if only to vent our sick sense of humour as Tim put it.

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Siegfried
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*pulls out the heavy artillery and stands between the Interrogation of Charles Capps and the mob of suddenly frustrated posters*

Chris: The only way you get this thread is through me!

Frank: That can be arranged! *click*

Chris: You do not scare me!

*a bullet passes way too close to Chris's ear*

Chris: See you couldn't even hit me!

*a dark figure hovers over Chris and jumps down onto him*

MaGiC: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Chris: You gave birth the thread! You cannot kill your own!

MaGiC: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

*Chris pushes MaGiC back into the angry crowd*

Chris: If you kill this thread, you kill Charles!

*angry crowd stops and then forms a huddle to discuss the situation*

Chris: Well?

Frank: Bye bye, Charles!

Chris: Oh, good grief.

*grabs the thread and starts running*

Chris: Fast as fast can be! You'll never catch me!


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Jeff Raven
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*sticks foot out and trips Chris*

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Siegfried
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That wouldn't be a good idea, Jeff. I started jogging about two weeks ago. In that time, I've sprained my ankle and pulled a muscle in my ankle. And I was not a happy camper. SO DON'T YOU DARE TRIP ME OR ELSE YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH OF THE POMPATUS OF LOVE! HA HA HA HA!

*men in white suits grab Chris and force some pills down his throat*

::in a soothing voice:: Hello, boys and girls. Today we're going to read "Timmy the Timid Taxidermist." Won't that be fun?


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TSN
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*always wondered what exactly a "pompatus" is*

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Aethelwer
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It's not in the dictionary...

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Jeff Raven
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Okie, this is getting a bit too scary for me... Bondage and S&M was no problem...

Timmy the timid taxidermist... NOW that's torture!
*disappears*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...


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