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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Ah! They've started a hippopotamus war!

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."


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Elim Garak
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Wait a minute...

All this senselessness and lack of torture happened on an Interrogation thread... one under the care of Master Siegfried nonetheless...

*begins to wonder what will happen next!*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Sol, Why don't you just let out Triangle Man? He always wins...

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Siegfried, I'm only obliterating you in this thread alone.

*obliterates Siegfried*

Spoiler God! Unleash your fury on Siegfried!

And we don't know if Triangle Man can win against Universe Man.

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."


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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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*blows up both triangle man and universe man*

There, now that's settled, I will unleash a new superhero, THE ORION DEFENDER! Galaxies will quake at the mention of his name, Shadows and Pompati(plural of pompatus) are no match for his strength, mental powers and guile. He is THE ORION DEFENDER! All shall bow before him.

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"YOU SMEG!"



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Jeff Raven
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*whacks the Orion Defender with a paddle*

*then whacks TOC with it too just for good measure*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

[This message was edited by Jeff Raven on March 16, 1999.]


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First of Two
Better than you
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*Bamfs into thread*
*reaches into a pocket of subspace, and retrieves the Matrix of Love*
*Tosses it to Siegfried and promotes him to "Pompatus Prime!"*

I _AM_ MISTER HORRIBLE!
GIVE ME BACK MY %$@*&ING CHAIR!!!

(Are Mister Horrible and Person Man related? IT sure sounds like it..)

YES kiddies, It's First of Two, back from a weekend of Going Where No man Has Gone Before (at least, that's what she told me), and I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick a$$! And I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM!

*reaches into his Black Leather Longcoat of Infinite Capacity and pulls out a Quantum Cream Pie Inhibitor / Swedish Meatball Launcher.*

ROCK AND ROLL!!!

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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*catches the Matrix of Love and glares at Frank*

This is the end of the road, Frankatron. Cease your hostilities towards me, or you will face consequences.

*points Matrix of Love at Frank*

By the way, Sol System, I wasn't the one that dropped the Satellite of Love. Krenim did!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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*Opens the Matrix of Anti-Doodad-of-Love*

*Starts playing "The Touch" in the background*

*Siegfried explodes from within*

Your Matrix is no match for my Matrix!

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"


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Siegfried
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Hmm, looks like it may be time to lock this thread and begin "The Interrogation of Charles Capps, Part VII." Preferably, another interrogation thread where Tim, Frank, and Krenim won't try to kill me!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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* Shows up with a light saber with a mile-long blade. *

Who's next?

* Starts slashing everything and everyone within this thread. *

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Matrix of Love, eh?

*summons the Stunticons*

Retrieve the Matrix of Love!

Wildrider: "All right!"
Dead End: "Very well..."

[the Stunticons head to wherever Siegfried is at the moment..I sort of lost track...]

Dead End: "Siegfried..."
Siegfried: "What?"
Wildrider: "Yoink!" *grabs Matrix of Love*
Dead End: "And what are we supposed to do with this now?"
Blot: *chomp* "Ugh...Blot feel sick..."

Well, that takes care of that...where were we?

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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Haha Jeff, you can't even hit me at point blank range, *grabs paddle and shoves it up Jeff's arse*

YES, I AM THE ORION DEFENDER!, COMPLETELY INVINCIBLE! TREMBLE WITH FEAR!

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"YOU SMEG!"



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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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This thread is getting just a teensy bit long now, so there's another one.

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"YOU SMEG!"



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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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To avoid confusion.

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"I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
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R.E.M.


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