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Author Topic: The thread that just won't die - The Interrogation of Charles Capps
Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Quick, Tahna Los, bring me Excalibur!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Jeff Raven
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*blinks* And all this time I thought it was hippopotamus of love...

Jeez, this is no longer CC's interrogation...its Siegfried vs. TSN and The Shadow Death Match!

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Don't forget Krenim, Jeff.

*drops the space shuttle on Siegfried*

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"

[This message was edited by The Shadow on March 16, 1999.]


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Ooh, better idea!

*deploys Shadow Pompatuskiller*

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"


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Siegfried
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Oh good grief! Shadow Pompatuskiller? Give me a break! Jeff, I don't Tim's in this as much as Krenim is now. Geez, at this rate I'm gonna make standard member before I go to bed.

*looks at Pompatuskiller*

Ooh, I'm sooo scared.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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*Pompatuskiller surrounds the Pompatus and fires Pompatuskilling missiles*

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Wildrider: "These guys better have some energon for us!"
Dead End: "Or what?"
Wildrider: "Or...I'll think of something!"


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Jeff Raven
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Announcer 1: Uh oh, looks like Siegfried "Hippopotamus of Love" is in trouble...The Shadow just pulled out his thingamajig killer...

Announcer 2: Don't count him out yet... He still might have something up his sleeve...

Announcer 1: I don't know...TSN, The Shadow, Krenim...Can he take all three at once?

Announcer 2: Wait! There's something coming into the ring!! It's ... It's.... Jeff Raven!

*Jeff Raven steps into the ring* ALright now!! Who wants some?!?!?!

*has been drinking waaaayyy too much Jolt at this time of night*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...


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Jeff Raven
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*Begins smiting all smitees with smitable smitage*

*runs around thwapping all contenders in the ring*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...


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Siegfried
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*watches as Jeff Raven climbs into the ring.*

Nice of you to join me. I've been stabbed, had stuff dropped on me, had my hands cut off, had my big toe burned, and been called names by these people. And one of them also let one loose. Let's take 'em down for the count!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Jeff Raven
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Woowoowoo woo woo woo woo!

Oh, a wise guy eh? Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!

*slaps Siegfried* *pushes the shadow on the ground* *grabs the surrounding fleets and gobbles em up*

UURRRPPP!

Tasty...Got any more?

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...


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Jeff Raven
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Moe! Larry! the Cheese!! Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk....

*stands up on the post and does a skydive on everyone* *they move out of the way before he lands, and he goes through the floor*


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Siegfried
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*stares in wonder as Jeff Raven chows down on the fleets.*

I bow to your superior gastrointestinal system, sir.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Siegfried
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*looks back at all the damage that has occured.*

Ladies and Gentleman. And Frank. Look at what has happened to the thread. We've more than doubled the length of this thread. We've shifted the attention away from Charles and even good natured fun. We've turned this thread into Celebrity Death Match.

*looks down in sorrow*

I must now leave to blanket myself in love.

*disappears into a white mist*

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Jeff Raven
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*begins pelting everyone with banana-cream-silicon-epoxy pies, and does not finish until everyone is completely covered*

And to all a good night!

*salutes and callapses due to sleep deprivation*

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Siegfried
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*reappears with a cream covered face.*

Who's the wise guy that hit me with a banana cream pie!? I was trying to make a dignified exit so that I could get some sleep here!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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