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Daniel Butler
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Now that, friends, is humor. Reminds me of Rent. "It's hard to do this backwards." 'You should try it in heels.'

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Shik
It does AWESOME is what it does.
Member # 343

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Fuck Rent. And they stole that joke anyway. The gag is that Ginger Rogers was a far better dancer than Fred Asataire because not only did she do everything he did, but she did it backwards & in heels.

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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
Member # 1425

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quote:
Originally posted by Sean:
Always covered in paint & paint stripper.

So TECHNICALLY, you can STILL fantasize about a stripper.....

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"I concede to Wiz." posted February 07, 2008 09:03 PM by Ritten

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Sean
Choir Boy
Member # 2010

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quote:
Originally posted by Shik:
Maybe if you'd let her lead.

I did.

Wiz: I'll find a picture of her. Then you can tell me if she is worth fantisizing over.

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MaGiC
tutis per veneficus
Member # 59

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Good god how did happy birthday turn into free lesbian strippers (with or without Orian body paint)?

As the only (sort of) lesbian here I can say that the lipstick lesbian thing is not a myth - but they're bloody hard to find as their mechanic GF's keep them at home so their paint stripping friends don't try and steal them....

Are there hot lesbians? Well, I'd like to think I at least simmer...

I suppose I could get the body paint out, grab a pole and you can judge for yourselves.

As for Jason "Wow...I was getting arrested before you were eating solid foods."

me too!

Oh and Happy Birthday Mars - I hope you had a good day.

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Mars Needs Women
Tiddy Bear
Member # 1505

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quote:
Originally posted by MaGiC:
Good god how did happy birthday turn into free lesbian strippers (with or without Orian body paint)?

That's what I want to know. Also Thanks

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Sean
Choir Boy
Member # 2010

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Well, what could make a birthday more special, than free lesbian strippers, with or without body paint? [Big Grin]

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Daniel Butler
New! Grape Schmucker's
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Free straight ones. Lesbians won't give you the happy ending. Or...well I suppose it'd depend what you were paying.

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Da_bang80
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There is a such thing as hot real life lesbians. I saw a couple yesterday sneaking off into the bush. [Wink]

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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
Member # 1425

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quote:
Originally posted by Da_bang80:
There is a such thing as hot real life lesbians. I saw a couple yesterday sneaking off into the bush.

Must.....resist.....pun.....

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"I concede to Wiz." posted February 07, 2008 09:03 PM by Ritten

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Mars Needs Women
Tiddy Bear
Member # 1505

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And on a vaguely related note...

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Sean
Choir Boy
Member # 2010

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quote:
Originally posted by Da_bang80:
There is a such thing as hot real life lesbians. I saw a couple yesterday sneaking off into the bush.

Who's bush?

As for Trek and the City, I have a feeling George Takei would have something to do with it... [Wink]

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Daniel Butler
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Speaking of him, I saw him on Conan recently. I'd heard Shatner wasn't very personable, but from his interview, it seems like at least Takei *really* doesn't like the guy.

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Fabrux
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Maybe Shatner told a lot of gay jokes back in the day.

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
Member # 882

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Or Takei spurned his advances...

Or Shatner's just an ass- get six actors in a room and someone's going to think they're better than everyone else.
Add money and fame, plus a snubbing of character development for half the cast- get friction.

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