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Jason Abbadon
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Get him some green-tinted glasses to wear for that Orion slave-girl fantasy that's a requirement of all male Trek fans.

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Sean
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quote:
Originally posted by Mikey T:
Especially free lesbians strippers?

Oh, well, in that case... [Big Grin]

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Mars Needs Women
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
Get him some green-tinted glasses to wear for that Orion slave-girl fantasy that's a requirement of all male Trek fans.

No, tinted glasses won't d0, only body paint will be sufficient.
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Shik
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quote:
Originally posted by Mikey T:
Especially free lesbians strippers?

As I understand it from one friend, that's a redundant statement 95% of the time.

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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
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Alcohol is tasty to me. Also, getting drunk makes me happy and the life of the party, which is a change for a wallflower like me, so social drinking is really the only way I can get through social events ;P As for chemicals...man, even caffeine pills make me nauseous. I've had surgery twice (outpatient stuff - gallbladder removed, appendix removed) and both times I had to recuperate without painkillers because taking them was worse, with the dizziness and nausea on top of the pain.

*glances at the bottle of pineapple flavored rum on the counter* hmmm...coke in the fridge....

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The Ginger Beacon
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quote:
Originally posted by Shik:
quote:
Originally posted by Mikey T:
Especially free lesbians strippers?

As I understand it from one friend, that's a redundant statement 95% of the time.
This whole lipstick lesbian thing - myth, or what? I have no (in the real world) evidence for their existance, and I spent three years in the crowded hot bed of debauchery, depravity and inequity that is a British university.

Should I have just gotten better A levels and gone abroad?

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The Ginger Beacon
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Oh, and happy birthday for Friday.

Now, back to the lesbians...

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I have plenty of experience in biology. I bought a Tamagotchi in 1998... And... it's still alive.

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Daniel Butler
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Where is it that I heard or read something like, "So are they hot?" 'No, dude - these are *real life* lesbians.' "Oh, right." ?
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Sean
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Yeah, that seems to happen a lot. Most of my aunt's girlfriends look like construction workers.

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Mars Needs Women
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Sean has two aunties...
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Sean
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Not really. My family thinks I am a complete numbskull, and don't realize that she is gay, so they refer to her partners as her "roommates". She is currently single anyway. Her last one was a terrible slow dancer....also neglected to wear a bra... [Eek!]

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shikaru808
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But was she hot?

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TSN
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I guess it depends upon whether you like construction workers.
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Sean
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quote:
Originally posted by shikaru808:
But was she hot?

Not...really...she was a house painter actually. Always covered in paint & paint stripper. Still couldn't dance though.

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Shik
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Maybe if you'd let her lead.

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