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Orion Syndicate
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Probably to the extent that if you use them, you'll be condemned to everlasting damnation.

FOR YOUR GRATIUITOUS USE OF SEX TOYS, YOU WILL DIE AND YOUR SOUL EXPOSED TO EVERLASTING TORTURE! THE ONLY PURE WAY OF SPICING UP YOUR SEX LIFE WOULD BE TO UTILISE ME AND THEREBY SAFEGUARD YOUR PASSAGE TO THE KINGDOM OF GOD!


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Jubilee
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*dons her flame-retardent underwear*

A few comments.

Sex toys aren't illegal in the entire US, only in certain states, like Texas, which explains the fake, screwed-on smile of the First Lady.

Secondly, Jay mentioned that he hoped the girls weren't taking up GW's early habits, to which I respond: Drunk driving at 30 is not an early habit, it's called stupid irresponsibility.

MIB: I don't mind that you posted this thread.

Blue Electron: As a teenager, I never once drank illegally, I never went out and partied with my friends, I've never even seen a fake ID, and while I did smoke it was at the ripe age of 19. I think this is a case where we see that the typical teenage stereotypes do not always apply. Since I grew up in a very strict christian household, I learned how to have fun without doing illegal things, and I guess I picked up the morals that say "Illegal things=something you don't do". Since GW is the poster spokesperson for a Christian America, perhaps his daughters need to pick up some better morals?

Third and finally, I would like to say that as the First Family, they should all realize that the media is going to be stuck to their asses the entire time GW is in office, and if it were me I'd be making sure NOT to do something that put me in the limelight. Yes, it's their private business. But since we all know the media is not going to let it stay private, they should have F'ing known better.

*end rant*

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TSN
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Humor.
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Malnurtured Snay
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And since the media stayed rather "hush-hush" on the girls first few brushes with the law in this regard, it's not like they haven't had a chance to cool it a bit.

Newsweek published a picture of Jenna's fake Baltimore ID. MY DEAR GOD, that looks nothing like a Maryland driver's license.

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I mean, people under the age of 21 can carry a concealed handgun in Texas, can purchase cancer sticks, but aren't trusted with the evil bottle?

When your 18 you can die for your country but not drink?
"Kid, your drafted"
"But sir, i cant drink beer untill i'm 21"
"Come on, in the truck"
"No. Not untill i can drink"

Fucking stupid.

And, sex toys are illegal in texas? Well, bush is a goody goody anyways.


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MC Infinity
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I ain't dying for a country that doesn't let me drink!

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Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways?
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Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!!
Me- Fine! Be that way!
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BlueElectron
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Man, I still have to say this:

BEER AIN'T THAT BIG A DEAL!!

Hell, I've had a few during family BBQ at the age of 16.

And you're not suppose to have sex until the age of 18 either, but guess what, the last time I checked, more then 85% of North American lost their virginity BEFORE the age of 18. (I read it on McClain or Time or something...)

Now, if the media's having a fit with illegal drugs, then that's different.

It's just the "cool" thing to do at that age, yes, it maybe pretty stupid through our eyes when we're that much older, but the fact remain:

IT'S STUPID, BUT NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!

And certainly not worthy of the amount of attention given by the media.

Man, for a country of freedom, you guys sure are pretty frigid. I mean 21? What the FU*K is with that?

Trust people under 21 behind the wheel of a car, or carrying out war on battlefield, but no BEER??!!

While kids are shooting peps on the street and in school?

iiiiish, talk about getting the priority straight!

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Richard Nixon said, 'I cannot tell the truth.'
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TSN
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Actually, according to the U.S. Code, the legal age of sexual consent in this country is sixteen. Unless I'm misunderstanding something, not being a law expert myself...
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Nim
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In Sweden, legal age for sex is 15, training for driver's license is 16+9months (you won't get it 'til 18), voting is 18, drinking alcohol is 18, purchasing alcohol is 20.



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First of Two
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Well, it's better to screw than drink, anyway.

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Malnurtured Snay
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There's no uniform "age of consent" across the U.S. -- it varies from state to state. On the other hand, there IS a uniform drinking age across the US.

Besides, the only time you'd catch the government prosecuting someone for having sex, is if he or she was sleeping with someone under the age of consent -- in other words, statatory rape.

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TSN
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The federal age of consent is 16. I'm sure individual states have their own laws, but, as I said, the U.S. Code makes it 16.
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Teelie
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"Don't tell me that you've never partied out with friends and sipping beers and possibly hammered when you're underage?"

Not all of us get off on doing things illegally or getting drunk cause we can. Doesn't mean we don't, it's just we're not like certain other places that think you have to go get blasted to have fun. We can get blasted in addition to other things.

Also in the military, you only have to be 18 to drink, at least the Army Branch is this way so I imagine the others are as well.

Plus the only state with an age-18 drinking law is Louisana, which got shit from the US gov for it but they won't budge.

On the subject itself, she should've known better if only for the fact the media would pick up on it faster than flies to cow shit.

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Curry Monster
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Eh, legal, Illegal. Moral, immoral. All depends on your own judgement. As in the final analysis you have to choose. Don't drink if you don't want to, for health reasons, or whatever. But please don't pull some bullshite about morality.
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PsyLiam
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But if we take away the US's right to be self-rightious about drinking (it's bad), and about guns (they're good), then we are taking away one of the cornerstones of their civilisation. Such as it is.

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