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"And come on, don't tell me that none of your friends never used a *faked* id from his bro to get beers or get into a pub."
BlueElectron: You're asking a bunch of yanks. If you'd added "anyone from a non US-constitutioned country" to that sentence, then everyone would have agreed.
Considering that alcohol is illegal under the age of 21 in the US and, er, the moon (possibly), what do you expect?
As a side note, Tony Blair's son, Euan, was found drunk in Trafalgur Square a few months ago. The police picked him up. He's 16. BURN HIM!
(The country, by and large, found it fairly amusing. So did Tony. Americans are probably disgusted.)
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I'm almost 16, the first time I had beer I was 7. The first time I had some of the "good stuff" I was 13. It is nothing 'evil' It's just a drink, and if you don't go driving after that then it's ok.
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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"Just a drink" is something that stops you being thirsty. Not something that stops functionality of your brain. That's like classifying smoking crack as "just an inhalation".
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Yeah, but temporarily stopping functionality (well, more like reducing functionality) of one's brain in certain social situations is a time-honored practice that can be enjoyable so long as the entire thing is handled responsibly.
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Beer-- Getting ugly people laid since (insert a year here )
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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I've seen it in stores quite a few times, and when I get a bumper, I'll definitely put it on. (well I will be getting a car along with the bumper, not just a bumper )
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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Clues that Americans are mad, and have no sense of taste or humour:
a/ They think that people who drink are being irresponsible and very, very naughty.
b/ They find bumper stickers amusing.
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Which is why I constantly thank whatever deity exists up there every day that my parents chose to immigrate to Britain rather than the across the pond because the thought of me being like that....*shudders*
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