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Doesn't Hell call everyday the US Capital building?
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Really? I get two or three phone calls from Hell every day. I get five of them on Sundays, though.
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Although its a common misconception, The Devil doesn't actually consider "Texas" as part of Hell. However, your misunderstanding is well understood.
Shik
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Returning to topic for a moment, I intended to ask Janet Reno her thoughts on this tonight, but I was 2 people away from the mic when they announced it would be the last question. Damn.
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quote:Although its a common misconception, The Devil doesn't actually consider "Texas" as part of Hell.
Well, if I were a Texan I guess I'd be pretty insulted here. Wait a second... you bastard! Texas is too a part of hell! We're the fabled 10th Circle!
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Simonists?! You mean those of us who have made reference to the mighty Sizer's mightier endowment are doomed?! *practices wailing and writhing in eternal torment*
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Well, I wasn't sure how to do that, but maybe you can give me a few pointers; after all, who better to instruct me than the bestselling author of Damnation, and How to Achieve It? 8)
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We ALL get phone calls from Hell. Who do you think INVENTED telemarketing?
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Saltah'na
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I had a telemarketing Job.
Therefore, by implication, I must be a disciple of hell.
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Supposeingly if you dial twelve "1" at midnight, you can phone straight to hell.
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