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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Well, now. . . The first proper CapCom (no. 105, BTW) of the new Forums. And we're looking at the cunning use of props this week. I've lost track of where half these came from, although in one or two cases it's quite obvious.

And now *chortle* the advanced test.

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Seven: "Engineering to Sickbay! Medical emergency! I have stuck my hand on a trasnporter enhancer!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Seven, voice over: "Captain, I cannot explain it. It's as if I suddenly had an irrestible urge to tickle the pattern enhancer..."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Seven realizes that she has made the fatal mistake of touching Janeway's coffee thermas.

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
Member # 40

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Seven: Would someone please explain why calling this a "unit" seems to be so amusing?

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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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*oh, why the hell not*

Seven: Personal log. While going through B'Ellana's personal, *ahem* equipment, I have found the reason for her inner smile. It would seem that Tom Paris isn't all he brags about.

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Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward _your_ town! Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!
~Kent Brockman

[This message has been edited by Jay (edited June 28, 1999).]

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Seven: Why does this enhancer have 5 speed settings?

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Seven of Nine: "Your place or mine?"

R2D2: "beep-honk-toot-bip!"

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

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Darnitt... they stole my joke. *L*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Ambassador from the Planet Odlid: "I don't do that on a first contact."

Seven: "Resistance is futile. Foreplay is irrelevant. I will use your technological distinctiveness to service me."

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

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KIM: bet you haven't seen one THAT big before seven!?!
SEVEN: We are *BORG*

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

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Seven arrives in the alpha quadrant:

"Oh mister Data, I've heard a lot about you, but it's so big!"

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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
Member # 9

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Oh gawd...

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Charles Capps
Cheif Administrator, the solareclipse network
"I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do."

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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oh, like you expect anything different from all our clean living and clear minded posters.

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Don't worry, Charles, there's hope for them yet. It took five entries before anyone hit on the reason I used this pic in the first place. I have another one similar, but that's for the future. }B)

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