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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122

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Wow, and I thought the Sean Michaels unit was huge.

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Yeah, CC, Krenim and I are normal. Honest!

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

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I'm perfectly sane, clear minded, and as innocent as a newborn babe ... I don't know WHAT you all are talking about...... *acts all naivenshit*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.

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Jedi Weyoun
Active Member
Member # 110

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Seven: what...exactly...is this?
EMH (offscreen): erm, a suppository............for an earth animal--an elephant. yup. that's what it is.

*L* *can't believe she posted this*

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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

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*Seven looks at an engineer, then back at the object*
"You removed this from WHERE?"

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Sex is sacred. Your body is a temple. Anyone need sanctifying? ;)

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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*resists the temptation*

Seven: "No weapons allowed onboard, sir."

Shady-looking type: "That's my own special blend. Way more dangerous."

Seven: "Yet there is quite obviously a concealed weapon inside of it. I must ask you to go with these security officers."

Director: "CUT! Damn it...Seven honey, you're wonderful, really. But you're supposed to let this guy on. Once more, from the top."

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"Breath...keep breathing. I can't do this alone"
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Radiohead

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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*Label on device* DANGER: Fiddling with this device would DEFINITELY be HAZARDOUS to EVERYONE'S health, including VOYAGER'S.

Seven: I wonder what this does.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Seven: "Ensign, why is this device not on Captain Kirk's chair in the other CapCom where it belongs?"

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"You! Are you smarter than this one?"
-Ambassador Byleth to LaForge regarding Worf, TNG's "Liasons"

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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Encourged by Janeway to "shop", Seven buys a lamp.

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WHO ARE YOU

[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited July 02, 1999).]

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Jaresh Inyo
Ex-Member

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*Her attempts at dating having failed, Seven turns to alternate methods of biological fulfillment*

*The Doctor, upon seeing this, decides upon several alterations to his program*

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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(Seven, singing) Feelings, nothing more then, feelings, trying to forget my, feelings of love!!

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WHO ARE YOU

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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By far the most popular this week. I wonder why.

The winner is Xentrick. Runners-up are Jeff for the 5 Speeds, and RW for being blunt as ever. Honourable mentions go to Sol's one true love - the ladies (all three of them) for beinggenerally good spots and putting up with the adolescent sniggering. 8)

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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woot-woo!

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Oh, damn, I can't believe I forgot to do this one...

Kim: "Hey, Seven, is that a pattern enhancer in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?"

Seven: "Ensign, if you try to use that joke on me once more, the only pattern this device will be enhancing is the interior of your rectal cavity..."

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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
-John Lennon, "Imagine"