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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Here's the second installment of the Star Wars Capcom! This time we feature Episode 5...

Han and Luke visit Buffalo, NY in February...

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Luke: "My god, that's the biggest bum I've ever seen!"

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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
-John Lennon, "Imagine"

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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Han: Listen kid, I know you want to be a star and all that, but geeze this is too much....

Luke: Come on Han, Star Wars on Ice is going to be a HUGE hit! We play the ice caves outside of Duluth next weeks!

Han: Oh, great. Time to polka till we puke.

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Tauntaun: "Sure stare into the distance. Ignore the far more pressing issue, that my back is killing me.Excuse me? Hello? Am I talking to myself here?"

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Han: What's that in the distance? I forgot where I put my glasses.

Luke: I can't tell. I forgot where I put mine, too.

Tauntaun: Morons, the both of them...

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Luke: "Whose hand is that on my foot?"

Tauntaun: "Not mine."

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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Tauntaun: It's not my fault, It's not my fault!!!

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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Luke: So, this is what Nerf herders do? Exciting. *laughs*

Han: Bastard.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Han and Luke go to Canada. No kidding.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Luke: "He's been doing it for five minutes. How much longer is this going to take?"

Han: "Let him have his fun. It's warm back on Kashyyk, so Wookies never get a chance to write their names in the snow."

Luke: "Yeah, but his whole life story too?"

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Ford: "Damn it, I knew I should never have agreed to this gig."

Hamil: "Oh, come on, Harrison! This is the perfect job. They don't call it The Neverending Story for nothing, you know. We'll never be unemployed!"

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"And give me back my evil heart so I can see you as you are."
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John Linnell

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Tauntaun: "One reaches the point in one's life when you realise one will never play the Dane. . ."

Hamill: *snigger*

Tauntaun: ". . . and neither will you."

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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Tauntaun: It a irage. at ols!

Han and Luke: What?

Tauntaun: it a irage!

Han and Luke: What?

Tauntaun: ak es ucking it ot mi mout, at ols, nd il el ya!

Luke: take the bit out of his mouth, so we can understand him.

Tauntaun: It's a mirage!

Luke: what was all that other stuff you said?

Tauntaun: Uh, Nevermind.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Luke: I sense a disturbance.............

Han: In the Force?

Luke: No, the weather.........

*rimshot*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited July 07, 1999).]

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Harrison: You said that we'd make mone fomr the holiday special. Taking this part-time work is SO demeaning.

Mark: Quiet, we're here. *ahem* DELIVERY! Props and supplies for Return to Oz? Just sign here. Thanks. By the way, this film won't scare the living snot out of me will it?

Return to Oz guy: Er, no. Of course not. Honest.

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"Fool! I am Cher! Admired by millions for my couple of talents."
-The Brain

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