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Makeup lady: This one's almost done...a life-sized Kira doll.
*turns to the guy behind her*
How much is this going to sell for on Startrek.com? More than the Locutus of Borg life-sized one?
Guy: Yeah, this thing is going to be a whole crapload of money!!
------------------ My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
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Make up lady installs that 'ribbed-for-her-pleasure look for Nana.
------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
The First One
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The winner is - please do! Runners-up are Xentrick and The Excalibur. Honourable mention goes to Jeff Raven for being the only one to come up with a gag that I was trying to make work without getting banned for obscenity!
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