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The Excalibur
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Makeup artist: nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana,BATMAN!!!!!!!

Nana: SHUT UP!!!

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Make-up lady: Make-up really has improved inthe 90s don't you think Mr Frakes?

Frakes: Indeed. With these looks, LeVar will be mine at last!

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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MU lady: All done. Now remember, you're nerve endings were destroyed.

Nana: Give me the mirror

MU lady: I've had very primitive tools, only what this $1.5 million an ep show can afford

Nana: GIVE ME THE MIRROR!
*looks*
Nana: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA!
*smashes mirror, walks out*

MU lady: I knew she shouldn't have watched that Shatner guide to over-acting tape.

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'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Makeup lady: This one's almost done...a life-sized Kira doll.

*turns to the guy behind her*

How much is this going to sell for on Startrek.com? More than the Locutus of Borg life-sized one?

Guy: Yeah, this thing is going to be a whole crapload of money!!

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My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Make up lady installs that 'ribbed-for-her-pleasure look for Nana.

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux


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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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The winner is Sol System - please do! Runners-up are Xentrick and The Excalibur. Honourable mention goes to Jeff Raven for being the only one to come up with a gag that I was trying to make work without getting banned for obscenity!
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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Hooray!

Any follow-up will have to be posted in certain darker areas of the online world, under my more hip name, Sexy System.

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
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They Might Be Giants


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Xentrick
good to go
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