The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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QUAIL, MORTALS!
The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots!
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Makeup specialist gives Kira a human look so she can go out in public.
------------------ "That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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Makeup artist: "So, are you still dating that Odo fellow?"
Kira: "Uh, yes."
Makeup artist: "Ooh, he's a looker, ain't he? Hey, just between you and me, does he do it for you?"
Kira: "What?"
Makeup artist: "You know...what with being a shapeshifter and all. Why, I had a boyfriend once. Let me tell you..."
Kira: "Please don't."
------------------ "The record of my unspeakable crimes, in previous lives, in previous times, indelibly stains the pages of history." -- They Might Be Giants
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Rare, studi-suppressed photo of Amy Brooks undergoing the five-hour ordeal that will transform her into Captain Sisko.
Registered: Mar 1999
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Nana Vistor: "%$#! yeah! I'm never arguing with the writers again about my romance scenes, I mean last time they only threw paper at me, this time they threw a pencil!"
------------------ "Truth is cheap, information costs."