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1.How high is up? Just slightly higher than "above" and a bit lover than "high."
2.How long is soon? Never.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree? Stephen Hawking has informed me that this will, in fact, happen, but it won't be until at least a trillion years after the heat-death of the Universe.
4.What determines pretty? What I like, is pretty. What HE likes, is horrid.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name? The cartoon or the computer?
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo? Felix Unger can.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"? Delerium's realm. Especially when the goldfish dance by and sing "Dragula."
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?! Tugging on them or havving them tugged, during the throes of passion, while it can feel immensely good in the short term, can lead to that. Or so I'm told.
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that? Yes, the exact same instant I begin acting my age.
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
Charles 6.1, bioroid. Wild Thing, daughter of Electra and Wolverine Peter Pan A large purple talking bear. Chthulhu
I, on the other hand, am precisely the same in all possible universes. Ah, the perils of being an Archetype.
------------------ "We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.
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Krenim: Hm... So you did... Well, in that case, I wasn't even the first one to accidentally re-use the joke. Good. :-)
------------------ "It'd be a pity if every pencil on Earth suddenly collapsed in on itself and blew everything up." -Krenim, TNO chat, September 30, 1999
The length of time it took [nameless administrator] to fix the SFCR.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree?
In secret, they've started the Cult of Monster Burgers. Monster Burgers are the leading cause of making people's bums look big in... that and that... and that, too. They've also agreed on that indisputable fact.
4.What determines pretty?
It's a predestination paradox. Don't make me go into the specifics; suffice it to say, you've made things pretty interesting by asking this pretty tough question which makes me think pretty hard (Yes, adverb and adjective, ladies and gentlemen, tribbles and Nacene).
5.Does Ziggy have a last name?
Of course he does. It says plain-and-simply on this tag right here that it's "Ziggy Stuffed Toy"-- Oh wait, never mind.
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo?
Mr. Hair Follicle. Patrick Stewart's long-lost friend.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"?
Brain cell number 459847's endoplasmic reticulum.
(Do I get to tap my shoes together, too?)
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?!
I don't know. Ask the butterfly.
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that?
Who is TSN's bum? Where is it going? What does it want?
*injects TSN with bum-bigging virus* You have no idea what's begun here.
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
In a parallel universe, Charles would be known as Chucky Evr�monde, Jubilee would be Miss Lucie, Lee would be Jerry Cruncher, Baloo would be Jarvis Lorry, and Frank would be The Vengeance and the Lead Researcher professing the truth of the Omega particle.
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited October 06, 1999).]
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1.How high is up? Ask the Friendly Giant. Or Rusty the Rooster
2.How long is soon? I'll tell you later. Really Soon.
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree? Yeah... ask them if they'll vote Republican.
4.What determines pretty? The International Pretty Commision sits down every years and draws up a list of bra sizes, hair colors and leg examples.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name? Well, he did before he became Islamic and changed his name.
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo? Head lice
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"? [ACTION PREVENTED BY MICROSOFT PROXY SERVER VERSION 2.1 REASON: EXPLICIT CONTENT. PLEASE CONTACT YOUR ADMINISRATOR. HAVE A NICE DAY]
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?! Stop typing with your nipples.
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that? Sadly, he got his mother's thighs.
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________."
...administrator of a web site where the visitors worship him as a God... oh wait.
...posting Eleven questions
...burning Frank in effigy
...long since killed by a lynching mob.
------------------ "Well, I guess we're an Ovaltine family." "MORE OVALTINE PLEASE!" -American Radio Ads... *gag*... one more reason I'm glad to be above the 49th.
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One is forced to wonder how TSN's mother walks when he has her thighs...
------------------ "I consider the foundation of the Constitution as laid on this ground: That "all powers not delegated to the United States, by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States or to the people . . ." To take a single step beyond the boundaries thus specially drawn around the powers of Congress is to take possession of a boundless field of power, no longer susceptible of any definition." - Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1791
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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1.How high is up? That depends on how many hits of acid up has taken. 2.How long is soon? That's between soon and soon's significant other, but I think it's not much longer than 5 inches. But size doesn't matter, it's how you use it. 3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree? Only in theory. The actual application never looks like it does on paper. 4.What determines pretty? The Great Saiyanman does. So send me some of your pictures (No naked ones unless I've already determined your prettiness with clothes on. This doesn't apply to the resident sex goddess.) 5.Does Ziggy have a last name? Marley or Palffey? Oh, you mean the comic strip Ziggy. I think it's Stahecki, but that's just my thought. 6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo? That hair guy from Vidal Sassoon who calls it "Haih" 7.What, to you, feels most like "home"? A place with a bed, kitchen, Television, Game Boy, and good-butt naked woman who calls you "My love" 8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?! 'Cause you're not using Saiyan-Brand Brest creme. It slices, it dices, is soothes your breasts and massages them to orgasm. But that's not all, The Great Saiyanman has shown more. If you act now, you'll receive Patented Saiyan-Brand lip gloss. With Saiyan-Brand lip gloss, you won't know the difference between it and a real man. More? You want more????? If you're one of the next 5 callers, you may receive intimate moisturizer. With Saiyan-Brand intimate moisturizer, you'll never need a man again. With every dose, you'll feel like you're sleeping with the Great Saiyanman everytime without having to worry about the nasty divorce suits (And he'll not have to worry about them either.) Those who have known, can't tell the difference. So if you love the Great Saiyanman, and love feeling orgasmic, you'll love Saiyan-Brand intimate products. Act now! Only $29.95 9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that? No, TSN needs Saiyan-Brand bum reducer. It's like getting liposuction, but feeling like the Great Saiyanman is doing it! Only $39.95 and it comes complete with Saiyan-Brand breast enlarger. 10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be a sheep, Jubilee would be a ewe, Lee would be a dog, Baloo would still be Baloo and FrankG would be a Pikachu. But we all know that Saiyanman Benjita would be God, so you may as well all bow down now so it's not too much of a transition."
------------------ Mitch: Something weird just happened to me. Chris: Is it a dream where you are standing on top of a pyramid in sort of sun-god wardrobe, and thousands of naked women are screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Mitch: No! Chris: Why is it that I'm the only one who has that dream?
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Right-O.... I shall now use my impaired library judgement to judge these things.....
1. Omega, Frank G, and Krenim. 2. Lee (*melts*), Omega (good hand grenade, nice hand grenade..), and Frank G. Krenim gets an honorable mention. Benjita gets the special innuendo award for being well..... very creative with his innuendo. 3. Elim Garak (*ROFL*), Frank G (*LOL*), and Omega. First of Two gets the "Mention of Stephen Hawking" award. 4. Xentric, Omega (Yeoch!), and Benjita (what, you don wanna see me naked? *grin*). And if Elim will explain his statement, he gets something too. 5. Krenim, Lee, and Elim. Xentric gets honorable mention and Benjita gets the "Mention of the SexGoddess's real last name" award. 6. Kosh, Krenim, Elim (*LOL*), and The_Tom 7. Omega (*lol@New Jersey), The_Tom, and First of Two. Elim gets honourable mention. Sol: you're a turtle. 8. You all had incredibly good responses to this one, so you all win. *LOLOLOL* 9. Frank G, TSN (*L*), and Elim. Omega gets an award for his comment on The_Tom's post, 'cause it was funny. *LOL*. *orders some Saiyan Brand bum reducer* 10. Kosh (How true! *L*), Lee (*LOLOL*), and Omega.
Well there you go. More questions may be posted soon.
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
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1.How high is up? Well for me it is anything above 5 foot 9 and a 1/4 inches.
2.How long is soon? the sooner it is, the longer it takes to reach it
3.Will First of Two and Omega ever agree? They probably already agree that they disagree alot
4.What determines pretty? I think that this is a matter of opinion and that there is no wrong answer to this question. Except if it is stated in a magazine like glamour, seventeen, or any of those other trashy magazines.
5.Does Ziggy have a last name? Which Ziggy, The cartoon charchter, I don't think so, the only other Ziggy I can think of is Marley
6.Who can actually tell the difference between someone who uses Suave and someone who uses the expensive brand of shampoo? Your hair smell's different.
7.What, to you, feels most like "home"? Wherever I find myself the most comfotable
8.Why do my breasts hurt so much?! Well, I had nipple burn from surfing....
9.Will TSN's bum ever STOP looking big in that? I do not know the answer to this question
10."In a parallel universe, Charles would be ______, Jubilee would be ________, Lee would be ________, Baloo would be _______ and FrankG would be ___________." the only one I can answer is thisFrankG=FrankG with a goatee.
------------------ and I, I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the diference.
------------------ "I consider the foundation of the Constitution as laid on this ground: That "all powers not delegated to the United States, by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States or to the people . . ." To take a single step beyond the boundaries thus specially drawn around the powers of Congress is to take possession of a boundless field of power, no longer susceptible of any definition." - Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1791
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
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No, Jubes, I already have determined your prettiness, so I don't need your pictures.
------------------ Mitch: Something weird just happened to me. Chris: Is it a dream where you are standing on top of a pyramid in sort of sun-god wardrobe, and thousands of naked women are screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Mitch: No! Chris: Why is it that I'm the only one who has that dream?
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