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"...Stand on our heads and bark like chickens until their Grand Poobah comes to see us!"
Sisko looked rather confused. "Isn't it possible to......"
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
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".... Barbecue this stuff and eat it on a bun with ketchup?".
Sisko then proceeded to barcue massive amounts of SPAM and eat it.
Nog Gaspes and said "OH MY GOD. YOU ATE THEIR LEADER!"..
Just then, Dax turned blue and collapsed to the floor, wriggling like a fish.
Bashir looked at her and said....."
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
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"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam..." the Vikings continued to sing.
------------------ "It'd be a pity if every pencil on Earth suddenly collapsed in on itself and blew everything up." -Krenim, TNO chat, September 30, 1999
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"Would you quit it with the Spam already, Tim?" asked Nog-- Oh wait, that was me.
"-- such a load of rhubarb pie in my life; wouldn't you agree, Julian?"
"What? Postganglotic nerve?" was the response.
"People!" snapped Sisko like an oft-too-taught captain whose name will not be mentioned (but begins with a J). "We have a mission to accomplish? Remember?"
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
"You know, our mission...!" replied Sisko through clenched teeth.
Kira pulled out a copy of the script and began leafing through it. "I don't remember any mission, either...."
Sisko, rolling his eyes, leaned over and whispered something in her ear. Her eyes slowly widened. "Oh.... That mission...."
Sisko nodded and walked away.
"What?!" asked Nog. "What is it? What's the mission?"
Not unlike Sisko had done, Kira leaned down and whispered into the Ferengi's ear...:
------------------ "It'd be a pity if every pencil on Earth suddenly collapsed in on itself and blew everything up." -Krenim, TNO chat, September 30, 1999
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...the photonic catapult so we can sling that food products at them..."
Meanwhile, Kira embarrased about her recent lapse of forgetfullness decides to search out Odo.
Kira: Odo, I'm totally stressed out. I need to be with you right now. I forgot about the mission and now I am unhappy, the only thing that will make me happy is your ability to change the size of your....
------------------ and I, I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the diference.
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Sisko: A strange Temporal Anomoly as swallowed DS9. Time is running at Different Speeds all over the Station. It's 0900 hours tommorrow at Quarks, next thursday in the brig, and it's yesterday in my office, I just finished a conversation with myself. And Odo, some guy named David Lister is in a ship named the Starbug requesting permission for an emergency dock, it seems he knows what might be causing the anomolies, I've granted him permision to dock on pylon 9 I want you guys to meet him there.
------------------ and I, I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the diference.
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Sisko: "But, unfortunately, it will be yesterday by the time you get there, so you had better--"
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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"But Sisko," said Kira, "if time is running differently all over the station, how do we know if this guy has come today, tomorrow, or next month?"
Sisko looked perplexed and said.."
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
Just then, O'Brian's voice came over the comm system.
"I believe that's my line, commander. And don't worry about getting there yesterday, because it'll be a while before anyone finds pylon nine. We only have six pylons, remember? I saw the Starbug flying circles 'round the station trying to find three others, so I redirected her to docking port four..."
------------------ "I consider the foundation of the Constitution as laid on this ground: That "all powers not delegated to the United States, by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States or to the people . . ." To take a single step beyond the boundaries thus specially drawn around the powers of Congress is to take possession of a boundless field of power, no longer susceptible of any definition." - Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1791
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