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"... where Brannon Braga has obviously boarded the station in order to subject us to wacky temporal mechanics."
"Hm. I see the gravity," came O'Brien's reply.
"Do you, Chief? Now, back to what I was saying," continued Kira. "I redirected there and..."
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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And then the running gag police came in and said "Not THAT again!" and Shot Kira because the running gag has become no longer funny.
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
Once everyone had chased off the running gag police with a scythe, a British Army general beamed into the scene, proclaiming,
"Right, Stop! This whole creative thing is just Far Too SILLY! It was alright with the odd good line and merry nonsense, but now you've got no sense of narrative at all! Why don't you just do one of those jolly caption competitions instead? Go on, off you go!......no bally discipline these days..."
------------------ "FOOLS! Will I have to kill them ALL?!?!"
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.......... And now for something, COMPLETEY different.
*dancing naked can-can girls swamp the station*
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"