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Guinan gave a knock on the Picard resedence-door!
"Jean-Luc .. .What have you done"
J.L Picard answers the door smiling gleefully as he aims the Rifle at the El-Aurian.
"Are you talking to me??!!"
There came a tap on his shoulder; he spun around in a hurry to behold his nephew, again, blankly staring at him... but somthing wasn't right [Twilight Zone theme music], Rene was a klingon!!!
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------------------ I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)
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But luckily for them, Guinan, who was the centre square in the great galactic gameshow 'Omnipotent Squares', let them settle their dispute by playing 'Omnipotent Squares'.
*Begin Funny Theme Song* *DonPardo* "Welcome to Omnipotent Squares! Our very special guests today are Q, Q2, Quinn, The Q Lady, Trelayn, Guinan, and Gilbert Goddfried!" ...
------------------ "I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee
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Host: Our two contestants today are: Wesley Crusher and Rene Picard. Rene you won the toss .. who is your Omnipotent celeb.??
Rene: I'll take Tralain.
Host: here's the question Tralain ... How many Vulcans does it take to install a Warp Coil?
Tralain: Well. that is elementary, my man ... 12 .. 1 to actually install it, 11 others to rebind his Katra into that green-blooded little mind of there's!!
Rene: I agree ..
Host: and the X goes to Rene..
[Rene stands, rifle in hand, shooting at the Omnipotent panel - the Panel yawns]
------------------ I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)
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Trelane waves his hand at the boy, who instantly disappeared. "He shouldn't have misspelled my name..."
------------------ "The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate." -Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"
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Q appears and uses some powers he plagerized from the matrix to close everyone's mouths. "can't blab now, can yah?"
Q snaps his fingers data becomes human, the doc from voyager is no longer a hologram, but Janeway is now just a hologram. Wesley is now an emotionless robot, Naomi Wildman is now a borg, and 7 of 9 is now wearing standard starfleet uniform.
------------------ funniest TV quote.....
"A small penis is a clean penis" -Matt Real World Hawaii
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Kim gets a promotion?! Now, come on. Don't ruin everything. The story was actually believeable up until you said that! :-)
------------------ "The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate." -Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"
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Now.. Telane snaps his fingers and Kim is captain and Janeway is the ensign at the Conn, Paris is First officer, the holo-doc is the engineer, B'elanna is Tactical officer, Tuvok is Chef, Neelix is the Doctor, Chakotay is at Ops .. Seven of Nine is a holographic belly-dancer that entertains on the bridge, while Trelane plays piano on an open frequency over the comm channel.
"Just having fun," Trelane says.
------------------ I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)
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