The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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No, there haven't been 100 CapComs, although it sometimes seems like it whenever I tabulate the results - but yesterday was the first anniversary! So, a return to the classic name. . .
Ooh look! Other Enterprise crewmembers! Shatner must have been ill or something. . .
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Uhura: I don't care who you are. If you touch me again, I'm filing sexual harassment charges.
------------------ My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
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Uhura: Scotty, you ever wonder why we're the only red shirts that never die?
------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
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Uhura: "So then she said that he didn't, but I said of course he did, I saw it myself, but she wouldn't believe me, so I called Spock over and he told her he did, but she wouldn't believe both of us, so I guess she'll just have to�"
*Kirk walks in*
Uhura: *louder* "...recalibrate the plasma relays for better warp performance... Oh, hello, Captain."
Kirk: "Hello, Lieutenant. Commander." *thinks* Why do I always get the feeling they've been talking about me?
------------------ "About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver." -James Lileks
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Uhura: Scotty, I'm starting to think the computer isn't as fast as it could be.
Scotty: What makes ye say that, lass?
Uhura: Well, I asked for the computer to display some information on the local comm traffic five years ago, but it's still showing that damn line and stupid nebula and saying "Working...working..."
------------------ Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift. Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift. Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
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Uhura: Its still installing, Scotty. It took 15 minutes to go from 34 minutes to 33 minutes.
Scotty: Och, its the new standard. The Microsoft minute.
------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
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