------------------ Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?" Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47." -from the Sev Trek movie trailer
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Janeway: "And after valiently rescuing the mortal remains of our honored dead from the indignity of being forever lost in space, we now bury him in space with full military honors, where he will drift forever, which is different from how he drifted before, which was in his old spaceship, and this is a torpedo tube, which is new and shiny and therefore better, and fortunately it's surplus and we can get rid of it."
Neelix: "And I'm sure that he would appreciate that we have brought him to the most hallowed place on the ship where we have nothing to do, rather than haul him into a large room where the whole crew could pay their respects. Very tasteful, Captain."
B'elanna wipes I tear from her eye; "I always cry at Voyager funerals: I wish it was me."
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Kim: Captain, isn't this a waste of a good torpedo casing?
Janeway: Nonsense, Mr. Kim. We can always make more.
Kim: Oh. Then where's Chakotay? Don't tell me he's the one making the casings.
Paris: Nah, he can't. We stuck him in this torpedo casing.
Neelix: But why?
Tuvok: It was the most logical thing to do as he wasn't much of a character.
Torres: For once I agree with Tuvok.
------------------ Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loudly and I carry a bigger stick...and I use it too!"
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The Voyager crew first began to suspect they weren't welcome back in Federation space when Starfleet beamed an armed photon torpedo directly onto the bridge...
------------------ "Oh my god... If I have to listen to Pokemon sing in Danish, I'm going to cry..."
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Harry: Someone told me this was the line for the buffet...only I don't see any food.
Janeway: You really are stupid Mr. Kim.
Harry: Am not... ------------------ Oh, fiddle faddle, everyone knows that our mutants have flippers. Oops, I've said too much..... ~C. Montgomery Burns
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The cast eyes each other carefully, each contemplating if they can steal the Federation flag undectected at the end of filming and for how much they can sell it on e-bay.
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Neelix: Isn't this a photon torpedo? Paris: Yes, it is. Tuvok: Someone did remove the armaments, correct? Kim: Uhhhh, I was supposed to do that, wasn't I? Janeway: Red Alert! Evacuate the bridge.
------------------ -Hey, Mom, can I be a Pizza Cat when I grow up?
-Well, you're short and funny looking. You're on the right track
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