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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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No, there haven't been 100 CapComs, although it sometimes seems like it whenever I tabulate the results - but yesterday was the first anniversary! So, a return to the classic name. . .

Er. . .


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deadcujo
Spectator
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Keiko: "Eww, icky! Get it away from me!"

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The Unknown Vulcan


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Keiko: "Hm... Kinda slimy, isn't he? Couldn't you towel him off a little first?"

O'Brien: *thinks* Great. Another mouth to feed. Just the more often that I'll have to fix the replicator...

Shakaar: *thinks* I wonder if there's any way I could get around to the other side while Nerys still has her legs up like that...?

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks


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deadcujo
Spectator
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Miles: "Keiko, I really need to, uh, fix something. Can I go now?"

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The Unknown Vulcan


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Keiko: Miles, he has your father's eyes...

Miles: Dear, take those things out of his mouth!

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux


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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Miles: Uh, Keiko... the midwife is eating our child's brain...

Keiko: That's it! That's the last time we hire a Bajoran zombie for anything!

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Angelic-Looking Kira: *feels the attention has now shifted away from her and toward this infidel child* "I've received a message from the Prophets!"

Shakaar: "Really?"

Kirayoshi: *cries*

Bajoran Nun-Lady: "Do share, child."

Kirayoshi: *cries*

O'Brien: "Wormhole Aliens-"

Kirayoshi: *cries*

Keiko: "Oh really! That's so interesting!"

Kira: "Well, no. Made you look."

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on April 05, 1999.]


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Xentrick
good to go
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Keiko: "Mine-mine-mine!"

Miles the Engineer: "So, that's where babies come from!"


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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
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Kira crying: Oh no back to those HEELS!

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Alamaraine, count to four...


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Zathras
Junior Member
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Alexander Siddig (offscreen): "You think her acting was bad there? You should have seen the way she carried on when she gave birth for real! She said she was never sleeping with me again - Ha! As if she could resist! Ohshit. I think she heard me. . ."

[This message was edited by Zathras on April 08, 1999.]


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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Nurse person: For this special award, I'd like to thank the Academy, my producer, and of course the director.

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To make an apple pie from scratch, we must first invent the universe.

~Carl Sagan

[This message was edited by Jay on April 08, 1999.]


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Kira: AhCHOO!!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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jh
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Shakar: Huh, fetal-transport, yeah right. Whatever. You slept with Miles, didn't you?!

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"A screaming comes across the sky..."


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The Excalibur
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Shakar: FINALLY!!!

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The Naked Time



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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Kira: I just pushed something the size of a watermelon through a hole the size of wrist! GIVE ME THE DRUGS!

Miles: Kira, relax, the birth is over...

Kira: **SNARL**

Miles: Um, somebody, quick!

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux


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