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Sis: That's right, smile, and look like you mean it. Mom: What will you do to us? Sis: It's only Charles I'm after. He wont suspect I took this lucious shape! Dad: You won't get away with this!! Sis: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHH!!!! Mom: This deal is getting worse all the time...
------------------ Here lies a toppled god, His turnip not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one.
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This would be so much better if you DIDN'T censor their faces, since we could see their expressions. Besides, I want to see this sister chic of yours...
If you unblur the pic, I'll post a picture of me! Come on, fair trade!
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Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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No, 359. I don't want to lose my eyesight.
Kidding!!!
------------------ "Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years." - Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
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Damn. Charles and I were both Cub Scouts. I remember those arrowheads and that tri-color shoulder pin strap thingy. Ick.
Announcer: This is a Public Service Announcement. Next week begins a tradition for American colleges and universities everywhere: Spring Break. Across this nation, millions of 18 to 25 year olds with leave their dormitories and head to places like South Padre Island, Daytona Beach, Palm Springs, and Toronto. But this a warning...
Mom: I got the call at Midnight. My little girl was at the beach. She'd had a little to drink--
Dad: A little!? Honey, our baby-girl was plastered! She admitted to 47 amaretto sours, 4 bottles of beer, 7 bottles of Tequila, and at least 1 attempted keg stand!
Sister: **slurred speech** I am not as think as you drunk I am. I ain't. It's just a dirty rumor spread by all the people I've tripped over tonight.
Dad: See!? She's completely and uttered ****faced!
Mom: No! She's just slightly unsober!
Sister: Omega is right!
Mom: Nevermind, she's ****faced, all right. Wait a second. WHERE'S MY SON!? CHUCKIE!? CHUCKIE-BOY, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?
Announcer: Just a reminder, dear people. On this Spring Break, drink in moderation. Or the result could be this. Thank you.
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Toronto?????
------------------ "Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years." - Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
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I guess that's how Canadian teens head south...
------------------ "...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around." -"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
------------------ Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians! Me: I have a camcorder. Nic: But no lesbians. Me: Ahhh... no. Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
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Actually, if you want to head south in Canada, head for Halifax.
------------------ "Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it." - Garak, "Empok Nor"
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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CC's Sis: I think I lost my left thumb..... I don't know where it is.
CC's Mom: But you do have two extra fingers on top of your head.... see?
------------------ "Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years." - Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
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CC's sister: (smiling) If you show this online, I'll rip your nuts out and place granades in their place.
CC's dad: (smiling) If I see this online, I'll have someone take you out.
CC's mom: (smiling) If this goes online, make sure that I look twenty or else no more breast milk for you.
------------------ "Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three! -Queer As Folk, UK
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I just thought of something... With the faces blurred out, how do we know which one is the father, which one is the mother, and which one is the sister? :-)
------------------ "...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around." -"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
Francesca: He was born on the tundra, that's where he belongs. You'll kill him if you take him to Toronto. Thatcher: That's a bit drastic, don't you think? Francesca: Look, I've been to Toronto. Trust me, nothing can survive there. - "due South"
------------------ "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, co-operate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, [and] die gallantly. Specialisation is for insects." - Woodrow Wilson Smith
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Money Penny: Your targets for assassination, 007, are the targets in the enclosed picture. This is three of the four members of the infamous (and feared) Capps family, leaders of the Solareclipse Flare Syndicate. They've been linked by circumstantial evidence only, and under questionable means, to twenty three counts of arson, forty four counts of money laundering, seventeen counts of first degree murder (and many more lesser degrees of murder), pimping on the streets of Thailand, and the most heinous crime of all...
SPAWNING THE BEAST KNOWN AS CHARLES CAPPS!!
------------------ Friendship is truly tested when it is time to share the burden. - The Tao of Shinsei
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