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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Siegfried: [QB] Damn. Charles and I were both Cub Scouts. I remember those arrowheads and that tri-color shoulder pin strap thingy. Ick. Announcer: This is a Public Service Announcement. Next week begins a tradition for American colleges and universities everywhere: Spring Break. Across this nation, millions of 18 to 25 year olds with leave their dormitories and head to places like South Padre Island, Daytona Beach, Palm Springs, and Toronto. But this a warning... Mom: I got the call at Midnight. My little girl was at the beach. She'd had a little to drink-- Dad: A little!? Honey, our baby-girl was plastered! She admitted to 47 amaretto sours, 4 bottles of beer, 7 bottles of Tequila, and at least 1 attempted keg stand! Sister: **slurred speech** I am not as think as you drunk I am. I ain't. It's just a dirty rumor spread by all the people I've tripped over tonight. Dad: See!? She's completely and uttered ****faced! Mom: No! She's just slightly unsober! Sister: Omega is right! Mom: Nevermind, she's ****faced, all right. Wait a second. WHERE'S MY SON!? CHUCKIE!? CHUCKIE-BOY, WHERE ARE YOU!?!? Announcer: Just a reminder, dear people. On this Spring Break, drink in moderation. Or the result could be this. Thank you. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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