Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Crusher: You are getting sleeeeppyyyy.......
Laforge: Yes master.......
Crusher: You will now escort Captain Picard and Commander Riker to the Airlock where they will be ejected.
LaForge: Yes Master.......
Crusher: Then you will strip down to your underwear and dance to the tune of the Chicken Song on the hull of the Enterprise......
LaForge: Yes master.......
------------------ "Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to me whining 'Where is our funding'? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care" - The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Crusher: No, my readings indicate that this is NOT Brannon Braga in disguise.......
------------------ "Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to me whining 'Where is our funding'? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care" - The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
Crusher: Roughly what we have here...mind you this is just a quick exam...is a an external layer formed of a white colored sclera and a cornea...
LaForge: Aghhhh!! Damn it!! I knew I never should have gone down to that planet alone! *whimpering* I'm going to die...I'm going to die...I just know.
Crusher: No wait please. I have some more news.
LaForge: Come on Dr. Crusher. Give it to me straight. I can take it.
Crusher: Oh I intend to. Oh, interesting, I see an iris a ciliary body, and a choroid. Oh.... and aqueous humor. Such aqueous humor.
LaForge: What does that mean???
Crusher: It means I'm looking at an eye. A healthy eye attached to a hypochondriac who had better stay out of my medical journals thinking up new diseases.
LaForge: Yes, but will I ever be able to play the accordian again??
------------------ I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery! ~ C. Montgomery Burns
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Chief Medical Officers Log: Supplemental After removing Commander LaForge's Visor, I've noticed a strange change in behavior in him. I asked him to report to Sickbay for a checkup...
LaForge: Okay doc, this checkup better be quick. I'm trying to fix the captain's replicator. Apparently someone programed it to dispense tribble urine instead of his earl grey tea.
Crusher: I'll hurry up then, let me go check on your eyes first though.
LaForge: My eyes? Why my eyes first?
Crusher: Because for a blind man, you seem to look at my chest a lot.
LaForge: Doctor, don't you remember you replaced my Visor with optical implants?
Crusher: Oh...I think I've been coloring my hair too often. Damn Ferengi hairdye product!!!
------------------ "When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it." Michael_T
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Crusher: No... your eyes check out OK. There must be another explanation for your seeing things. Had any headaches lately? Been under a lot of stress?
La Forge: Honestly, Doctor, look around! We're onboard Voyager!
Crusher: This is worse than I thought.
------------------ "And as it is, it is cheaper than drinking." -DT on arguing with Omega, April 30
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Hmm. I tried to work in something about Logan resurrecting the long-abandoned "Geordi is really an alien" storyline (which later appeared briefly on Voyager as the "Kim is really an alien" one), and tie it in with apparently being a Delvian from "Farscape," but. . .
Anyway. The winner is Shik. Very non-PC, but I like to remember that at least TNG had someone in the cast who'd been in something you'd actually seen. Runners-up are Firsty O'Toole and Tahna Los. Honourable mention goes to Michael_T, I'm not sure why. 8)
------------------ "If Morden is afraid of green penguins, and Draal is shown to have access to them, a speculation would be that Draal will use them against Morden in the future. However if Draal only has a purple moose, saying that he could use it against Morden would be a story idea."
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Runner up again. I must have a bad sense of humour.
Which one again?
------------------ "Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to me whining 'Where is our funding'? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care?" - The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
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"How many lights?" of course. And didn't you win one recently? I really must update my records and archive all the recent CapComs. Of course, all these questions will be immediately answerable once the CapCom site is up. Thinking of calling it "Captions Log." Too cute?
------------------ "If Morden is afraid of green penguins, and Draal is shown to have access to them, a speculation would be that Draal will use them against Morden in the future. However if Draal only has a purple moose, saying that he could use it against Morden would be a story idea."
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
Member # 343
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:::raises arms in victory a la Kevin McDonald::: YES! YES! YES!
I went for realism. I leve PC to those fucks in the 5-College area.
------------------ "'I don't CARE who started it, I'm tired, and I WANT QUIET!!!!! Or I'm going to come up there and flatten the BOTH of you!' And he meant it. And we'd stop. Or he would." --Foreign policy as laid down by First of Two's dad
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Jordi: Doc, they killed Kenny, and also burned my eyes.
Crusher: Those BASTARDS!!
[ May 31, 2001: Message edited by: BlueElectron ]
-------------------- "George Washington said, 'I cannot tell a lie.' Richard Nixon said, 'I cannot tell the truth.' Bill Clinton said, 'I cannot tell the difference.'"
-- comedian TOM SMOTHERS, from his latest stage act with brother DICK SMOTHERS.
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