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LOL. I was kidding about the ransom.
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Siegfried
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Now you've chickened out of the deal. Charles isn't going to be happy about that. I bet his server already had its mouth set on that memory upgrade. Now Charles is going to have to send his goons out to "collect." I hope you aren't too attached to your pinkies.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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back on topic, fools

Santa: Coke again? I know someone who's getting coal in their stockings...


or


Santa: What? Not diet? This is gonna go straight to my thighs...tsk tsk

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The Legend of Jeff Raven: As told by himself

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Hobbes
 Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat 
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Santa: "Damn you Coca-Cola! You ruined my holiday. It was all good then you had to come in and commercialize it!"

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I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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Santa: "high-fructose corn syrup, caramel color, potassium benzoate.. what?!..

Son of a bitch! they took out the cocaine! shit!"

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StarFire
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Boy whispering: Shhhh, Sis. If the Coke isn't good enough, we'll use those pictures of him with mom and dad from last year.

Girl: Then I get my pony?

Santa thinking: *She wants a pony, and all I get is a bottle of warm Coke? Sheeit no.*

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Are we having fun yet?

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Siegfried
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Brother: Now remember, Sis. No matter what he asks you, do not tell him the truth!

Sister: Why?

Brother: If you tell him the truth, we get no toys!

Santa Claus: Now, children. Tell me the truth. Do these pants make my ass look fat?

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Given this petered out two weeks before Christmas, I was amazed it got as many entries as it did. But then most of the posts were actually MIB being an asshole, or as we like to call it round here, "just being himself." 8)

Anyway. Winner's Jeff Raven, runner-up's Hobbes. Hope y'all had a great Holiday, let's see what bizarre image I can come up with for next year.

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