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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Tom: "Erm... What's wrong with your head?"

woman: "Haven't you learned by now that delta quadrant aliens are basically human, but with really ****ed-up hair?"

Harry: "I guess that explains the dog, then..."

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Tom: "Has anyone ever told you you'd be really hot if your head weren't mildewed?"

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Harry: "Say, is that a chihuahua in your lap, or are you just happy to see me?"

woman: "Excuse me?"

Tom: "Er... Terran humor... It, uh, doesn't translate well..." *smacks Harry upside the head and shoves him out of the room*

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Dog: "Lady, is it just me or is that a brainsucker on your head?"

Lady: "....."

Dog: "No wonder it's so plump. Someone bark for help!" *arfs*

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
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Harry: Tom, you're telling me you did it with that?!?

Tom: Not the dog, the woman.

Harry: There's a woman there?

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

[This message was edited by Warped1701 on May 12, 1999.]

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

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Sorry, Lady, prop department ran out of pussies...

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"For flavor value, chocolate. But I prefer the Cult
of Curry." - Frank G, April 1999
"(strange mouth jerks)" - Krenim, April 1999

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
Member # 40

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*LOL, decides to make no comment*

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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Dog humor...

Dog: Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitsu.

Woman: Really?

Dog: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.

rimshot

Dog: I'll be here all week, and remeber the 10 o'clock show is different from the 8 o'clock.

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I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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*spelling correction: Shih Tzu* I think... :-)

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"Sew, very old one! Sew like the wind!"
-Martin Short, The Three Amigos

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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And that's all for the CapComs for now - next few weeks will be the DS9 Final Chapter CapComs, every few days. . . Winner of this one is Xentrick, for Ren & Stimpy. Runners-up are Jeff Raven for the mange, and Krenim - with an honourable mention to Jedi Weyoun for the same!

Congratulations to all. 8)

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Happy-happy joy-joy.

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