Dog: Yo quiero taco bell, pero...�tu pelo es MUY horible, chica! Debes llavarte el pelo con "Herbal Essence."
*L* en englais for the spanish impaired (Jeff...*L*) : I like taco bell, but your hair is very horrible, girl! You should wash your hair with "Herbal Essence."
------------------ Clones are People Two
"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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Husband(offscreen): Yes, Dr. Nick, I'm worried about her, I think she has the mange...
Dr(also offscreen): Ah, I see...would you like me to treat the dog as well?
------------------ Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown
Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo
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woman (*didn't feel like looking up her name*): "Well, you see, everyone complained about how I looked like I had some sort of fungus growing on my head, so I decided to get the ugliest little rat-dog I could find so I would look better by comparison..."
------------------ "I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..." -Q to Picard, "Tapestry"
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Woman: As you can see, I'm not only the President of ClayHair for Women, I'm also a client...
------------------ Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown
Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo
------------------ there's a bird in the chimney,and a stone in my bed when the road's washed out,they pass the bottle around and wait in the arms,of the cold cold ground
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Dog: I can't decide what's worse about this episode...... my really bad shaggy dog impression, or the fact that Tom is going to fall for this sad looking mange-woman thing.
------------------ 28 days and counting........ *HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN*
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Woman: *thinking to herself* When they told me I'd be on prime time TV, I figured the perks were worth the wierd alien makeup. However, I should have realized when the makeup artist starting applying massive amounts of clay to my hair that I was in trouble........I don't care HOW much I'm getting paid for this, SOMEONE's head will roll...
------------------ 28 days and counting........ *HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN*
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