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MinutiaeMan
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I'm not a regular participant in these competitions, but I was watching the new TWOK DVD a few days ago, and I realized that the following scene was just begging to be re-translated. You know the one, where Saavik is talking (in Vulcan) about Kirk being so "Human."

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“Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” — Isaac Asimov
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Mikey T
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Saavik: What is there to know about the human ego? It merely is an appendage of emotions.

Spock: It is a driving force for people to do bold things. It makes smart cowards and brave idots of the species. And the admiral has the biggest of them all.

Saavik: How do you know?

Spock: Look at his trousers Lt... that bulge is how the admiral measures his ego... and wins.

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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First of Two
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Spock: Your analysis is correct, Savikkam. His butt does indeed look big in that.

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"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

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capped
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Saavik: "REEE-ORRRaa*boop*click*REEEE-ARRROOOWW*click*RAA-RAA-*breeeeeep*-*brooop*"

Spock: "*click*REEEEE-AHHHRRRRooooOOW*click*boop*REEE-ThAROOoOoOoOW*click*."

(*from the Breen translation, by Marc Okrand)

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PsyLiam
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Saavik and Spock watch in amazement as Kirk gives Sulu a great big snog.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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First of Two
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Spock: "I did not believe that action was anatomically possible."

Saavik: "I'm guessing he shouldn't have called Mr. Sulu 'Tiny.'"

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"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

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Saavik: Look, he is having sex with a man.

Spock: It is unexpected, Saavikam.

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Siegfried
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Savvik: I still do not understand the logic of that sign.

Spock: It is quite easy, Savvik. In case of hostile boarding parties, all of the signs on the ship have been intentionally mislabeled to confuse them. Thus, we are in Torpedo Bay Four of a ship with two torpedo bays.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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