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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Kirk: "Hey, cameraman! Pull my finger!"

Picard: "NOOOOO!!! Not while I'm behind him!"

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Kirk: "Of course it's safe to eat! Look, even Butler likes it!" *tosses Butler a morsel*

Picard: "I didn't know dogs had convulsions when they ate something they liked. . ."

Kirk: "Er. . ."

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jh
Ex-Member

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Kirk: En guarde!!

Picard: No! No! No! That's a thrust not a parry. And your stance is all wrong. Look, why don't you just leave the fencing to the COOL captains. Okay?

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Proverbs for Paranoids, 3: If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.

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jh
Ex-Member

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On another note: You see? All it takes is one 'pull my finger' joke and the response is unstoppable.

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Proverbs for Paranoids, 3: If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

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Weird, I thought of posting a macarena cap first, but I thought it would be too diturbing, so I chose titanic instead..

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

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Picard: "Captain Kirk, I believe scientists have already proven long ago that ornithopteric flight is impossible to achieve for humans. And with your weight,"

Kirk: "Shut up, besides long ago could be tomorrow for all we know out here, so I'm still right for the time being."

Picard: "Yes, but there's this really evil villain out there I want you to,"

Kirk "Does he have spare puleys for my wings?"

Picard: "Wings? Er, no, b"

Kirk: "Well then, I'm afraid I can't help you. Goodbye."

Picard "Yes. No. wait!

Kirk: "Hm?"

Picard: "I'll give you pulleys if you help me fight this evil villain."

Kirk: "You have pulleys?"

Picard: "A ship full of pulleys."

Kirk: "Yay!"

Picard: (thinks) Big captain, big ship, big alzheimer's problem."

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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When Shatner does his 'mime-stuck-in-a-glass-box' routine, Stewart is barely able to conceal his embarrassment.

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Kirk: "So then I say to this 20th Century car driver 'yeah? And a double dumb-ass on you!' Hah! What a hoot! That told him. . . you shoulda seen his face!"

Picard: *thinks* "You should see mine. . . Right, I've decided: I want to be back on Veridian III just before the shockwave hits. Anything is better than this. . ."

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Picard: "Great! I come here to find a hero and all I get is Richard Simmons!"

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Picard: "Perhaps I could be of some assistance with the cooking. I am French, you know. We have some experience in this."

Kirk: "Get the HELL out of my kitchen!"

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

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Cue: "Theme from the Odd Couple"

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122

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Picard: Oh Jaaaames? What colour is the wind?

Kirk: I don't know, Jean-Luc, why don't you check for me *FART*

Picard: You farted on me, James.

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Egads!

Jubilee McGann wins (I was disturbed for quite some time), and RW (now that is disturbing and worthy of a Titanic Innuendo Award) and The First One (finger gag and Butler the taste-tester) gather the runner-up positions.

Honourable mention: Liam "And Spock's bum was THIS big in that..." Kavanagh.

*now kindly takes the time to thank Lee for letting him do this*

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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