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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Ah, yes. Here I am. Yes, the eleventh GuestComs! They're the Plain and Simple, edition, I must add.

Alas, no DS9 images, but I've added some nice Innuendo Awards, so I suggest you try to go into the gutter. Or else.

Five lovely images here this week. And down the runway they come...

This image comes to us all the way from Alidar Jarok's Star Trek Image Library. Wave to it, folks!

This one scares me; it really does...

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Kirk: And Spock's bum was THIS big in that...

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F

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RW
Senior Member
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Kirk: I'm flying Jack! I'm flying!
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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Kirk: Time? This is no time to worry about time! We don't have the time!

Picard: And we *do* have the time to watch your impression of an Orion slave girl?

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Kirk: Could you scratch the middle of my back?

Picard: No.

Kirk: Oh please, just this once.

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Kirk: Dilweed!

Picard: *Karate chop to the neck* Never call me that!!!

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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The Federation Food Network canceled the new cooking show "Cooking With Kirk and Picard" after one week. As one can see, all Picard did was stand behind Kirk and mutter to himself about the Borg while all Kirk did was mug for the camera.

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Picard: I need your help to save the galaxy.

Kirk: I was saving the Galaxy back when your grandpa was in diapers...

Picard: So? Please?!

Kirk: Now I'm the one wearing diapers...but the point is I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Deep6
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Picard: Captain, I need your help to save a planet.

Kirk: Ok, but you have to let me make out with every member of your crew once were finished.

Picard: Oh, certainly.

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"So where are the nuggets on a chicken anyway?"

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Jedi Weyoun
Active Member
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Kirk: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, MACARENA!!

Picard: Mon Dieu.......

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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Sunspot
Wasting Away
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Kirk: "You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around......"

Picard: *frightened*

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"You were right about the negotiations...they were short."
Obi-Wan Kenobi to QuiGon Jinn, The Phantom Menace

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Picard: I'm sorry, Kirk, but I'm not that kind of man...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*Picard and Kirk finally give into their emotions and move in with eachother, despite warnings from thier crew members*

Kirk: I told you, the microwave just looks so out of place here, you should have put it over THERE!
I can't work in a place like this...Everything's in the wrong spot!

Picard: Yes dear, dont' worry dear, I'll fix it... Okay?.. Now calm down and stop getting your panties in a knot.

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If I follow you home, will you keep me?

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Xentrick
good to go
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Kirk: "Now watch this move I learned on Rigel Seven"....[slip] {CRASH!} "Oops."


Picard: "My grandmother gave me that spatula. Americans, you just can't cook."


Kirk: "Oh, like the English have anything to brag about."

Picard: "I'm not English. I'm a French type person. Why do you think I speak with this outrageous accent?"

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Kirk: "With a bit of a mind flip, you're into a time slip."

Picard: "Let's do the time warp again!"

Kirk: "No, no, we still have another stanza yet. Again, from the top."

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"It's not my birthday, it's not today. It's not my birthday, so why do you lunge out at me?"
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They Might Be Giants

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