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We appreciate your concern. It is noted and stupid.
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3/4 of all guests are search bots.
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I was the only FLarite online the other night. I did awful things to your lockers while you were away.
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*checks locker contents* GASP! What kind of a man would desecrate a defenseless textbook?! I've got a good mind to slap your fat fayce!
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It was the part of your science book pertaining to evolution. The Creationists made me do it: they have photos of me.
Bad photos.
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Serves you right for doing unholy things in the pumpkin patch outside the Wal-Mart.
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For that little outburst I'm going to reward each of you with three hours detention, today, immediately after school, in the basement!
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Ooh, ooh! Mr. Nim! Can I be put in chains and handcuffs, too, please, sir?
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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Last week I checked the website for Sweden's largest movie distributor, SF. In the news-section there was a note about "Palindromes" coming up soon. I checked it out on IMDB, then checked director Todd Solonz's other movies to get a grip on him, I started reading a review of "Happiness" where it was compared to "Requiem for a dream" in terms of grittiness and gumption.
After reading reviews of "Requiem..." and seeing nice screencaps of Uncle Hank (ass-to-ass, N.B), I finally got fed up by the brewing Kafka-atmosphere and instead started watching a Monty Python episode I'd downloaded.
In the middle of it was the Librarian-scene, where some librarians interview a gorilla applying for work. Terry Jones asks if the gorilla would hesitate to take in the books "Groupie" or "Last exit to Brooklyn" if he were in charge.
Always eager for obscure reading tips I checked out these titles, which must've been the talk of the town in 1969 if they were mentioned by Python. Well guess who I found wrote "Last exit to Brooklyn"?
Hubert Selby, author of "Requiem for a dream".
So now the circle is complete and I got kicked out from Samsara and dumped in Nirvana; I'm now floating around buck naked in some sort of void, unsure of what to do. There are some black rectangles here too, wtf? I haven't even spawned offspring yet, I had loads of crap I was gonna do before transcending my existence. Thanks a lot, internet!
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Whenever I find myself trancendant, I think of how good oral sex, driving fast and being mean to jerks is....
That knocks me down a few levels of enlightenment.
P.S.- The black rectangles are just placeholders untill better special effects can be added in later.
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Sorry. That happens sometimes when I wax philosophical.
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