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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Montgomery: [QB] For a limited time only, we offer honourary British citizenship to any who score highly enough on this, our Test of Britishness. All in good fun! [IMG]http://solareclipse.net/Forums/smile.gif[/IMG] 1. You comprehend the distinction between "England" and "Britain" 2. You comprehend the distinction between "Great Britain" and "United Kingdom" 3. You can name all the Spice girls (real names that is), as well as someone in the UK government other than the PM. 4. Use of the phrase "Suits you, sir!" raises a smile. 5. You say "I suppose" and never "I guess" 6. You eat chips with fried fish from a take-away, not from a foil bag whilst watching TV 7. You do not know the words to the American national anthem. 8. If a news report shows foreigners burning your nation's flag you couldn't care less, and return to your crisp munching with a smirk. 9. You can identify on a map the location of Ibiza. 10. You cannot survive a day without a soothing cup of tea. 11. Your car works on petrol, and runs on motorways. 12. You think that cold is wholesome. 13. You're never sure if you'll need an umbrella. 14. You feel oddly paternal about Americans. 15. You have an irrational distrust of the French 16. You can correctly respond when addressed "Ay, oop, Chuck!" 17. For you, bread is intimately associated with steep cobbled streets in Yorkshire and brass bands. 18. You are very fond of dogs. Especially small bulldogs, whom you find cute. 19. You do not know the rules of American Football, nor wish to know. 20. You find cricket far more relaxing than baseball. How do you score? [IMG]http://solareclipse.net/Forums/smile.gif[/IMG] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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